lol we built farmers dog with dogs running around the office at all times. i stepped away to clean up so many accidents, and none of the dogs were mine.
If you want to understand why your 22-28 year old staff have wildly confused understanding of professional norms - there's currently a (mildly satirical) LinkedIn post by a WFH SDR talking about how he spends a bunch of time throughout his "average day" changing diapers of his (super cute) 2 month old and reading books to and playing with his (super cute) 2 year old while calling and booking meetings.
The post has like 500 likes and 100 comments with people celebrating this.
Again: LinkedIn (and Instagram and Tiktok) is actively installing brainworms in your staff. You have to counter it.
I love kids as much as the next person - but being a hybrid childcare provider and sales person is unacceptable.