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🎉 My Laravel Wrapped 2025 is here! A Year Focused on Deployment & Optimization 🛠️ It’s incredibly rewarding to look back and see the impact of focused work within the Laravel ecosystem.
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It’s also great to see the impact of using Laravel Boost with Linode(Akamai) as my top provider, ensuring fast, locked-in delivery. Next year, the goal is to conquer even more regions! What are your goals for scaling in 2026? Let me know below!
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Michael Osoba retweeted
Propaganda I’m Not Falling For as a Christian Woman 1. Sex before marriage is normal, everyone’s doing it. Modesty is outdated. 2. Marrying outside your faith is fine as long as he treats you well. 3. You can love God and still live however you want. 4. You can’t love God and be successful. 5. Christian women are boring or limited. 6. You don’t need to go to church as a Christian 7. Living together before marriage is just “testing compatibility.” 8. Christianity is in the heart 9. Put Jesus aside, it’s not everything that is Jesus, use your head 10. Faith is private, keep your beliefs to yourself. Stop telling people or posting about it.
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Since we’re all online, let’s talk about Jesus. I heard He’s the King of kings! What did you hear?
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I think we men need to talk more about sexual control amongst ourselves There are habits a man must keep up if they want to be able to control their penile - Don't watch porn. stop if you do. Seek help to stop or man up and just stop it if you're man enough - Don't keep friends who always talk about sex, women, or materialism. there is a connect with high materialism & sexual anyhowness - Quit or don't do drugs and alcohol. Drugs and alcohol will make you not think of reasonable things most times - Read social rules and understand them. Rape is not just penetration. read & understand what it means - Begin to put yourself in the shoes of women. If a stronger man rapes you from your anus, will you be happy? If a stronger man oppresses you, will you like it? See women's rape & oppression from that light too. - Learn restrain. Restrain helps you build muscle for great habits. Stay sometimes and go vegan for a month. Stay sometimes and don't eat red meat for a month, etc etc. Or pick something you like and quit it for a month - If you gamble, your ability to keep your emotions under check is in trouble. it may build you into a bad person. Just remember, who you are is a cumulative. Nobody is Just a good person. A good person is a cumulative of many, so many good habits.
he's an international student from naij that came to the uk to do his master's. he lured a minor to his house, locked her in the toilet, and raped her three times. someone I spent so much time with, studied with, and even worked alongside. bro me and this guy literally spent so much time together, i can't believe he's capable of doing something that sinister this guy was literally the most quiet guy in the class, he barely spoke to any girl in class
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Michael Osoba retweeted
In 2012, at a meeting with a successful man, he told me from his experience about life, “doing this YOUR Yorùbá thing can NEVER take you anywhere— Mark my words, the earlier you come down from your high horse the better” In 2025, today, I told him— “Sir, One day, by the grace of God, Governors and even The President of Nigeria @NGRPresident will come on #masoyinbo” Guess what he said “LEKAN, I believe you” What changed?
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Michael Osoba retweeted
Randomly remembered the Uber driver in whose car I forgot my Google Pixel that year. I didn't notice cos I had two phones, so it took me about 2 hours to realize and started calling the driver. He picked on first ring and said he had been hovering around Ogudu expecting my call, but he couldn't wait anymore. Promised me he will bring it after church the following day which was Sunday. I was so anxious, but my mind kept telling me that if he wanted to steal my phone he would have done it since. At 6am the following day he called and said he will bring it around noon, and he did. Drove straight from Winners Otta to return it. Sometimes you meet Nigerians who will give you hope about Nigeria
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Sleep is for the weak 🙂
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Michael Osoba retweeted
✨ Wishing all devs out there a restful weekend 🙏 Remember: there’s always calm before the storm 🦾. That small idea you’re building today could be the big success of tomorrow — just keep showing up and persisting. 🚀🙌 #KeepBuilding
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Michael Osoba retweeted
11 Aug 2025
There’s a ticking time bomb in millions of Nigerian kitchens. And it doesn’t look like this 💣 or this 🧨… It looks like this.
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Both? 😎
ThinkPad, or MacBook?
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Michael Osoba retweeted
Startup idea: Tinder but for guys to find other guys to do cool projects with
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Come join us 🔥
Well, this is an opportunity to learn about the intricacies and the dynamics of being a Founder for a tech enterprise with @_mickela Date: Friday, 25th April 2025 Time: 8pm Platform: X-Space (x.com/i/spaces/1vOGwXRWmObJB) Set a reminder, amigo ⏰
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Well, this is an opportunity to learn about the intricacies and the dynamics of being a Founder for a tech enterprise with @_mickela Date: Friday, 25th April 2025 Time: 8pm Platform: X-Space (x.com/i/spaces/1vOGwXRWmObJB) Set a reminder, amigo ⏰
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Michael Osoba retweeted
10 Oct 2024
Programming should be simple
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Today is the only day you can retweet this
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3 Oct 2024
Want to learn how to make passive income online? Join us for a webinar on 12th October at 5 PM! Learn actionable strategies to build steady streams of income online. 🔊 Speaker: @Tifeeh_x @emeksthecreator 
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