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is it pretty in pink or all see through?
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In Louisiana, this is how you can tell if a gator is in that water
Dude these guys are hard to find but we finally found one
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scalpers took all the tickets, the screens were messed up all night, her ex's ex in the audience, her brother gay af, her gay best friend leaked her breakup to tmz, SHE WAS MAD AS FUCK! and delivered the best dangerous woman performance of the tour. THE A5s?!
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The New York Knicks have officially won their first NBA Championship in 53 years, defeating the San Antonio Spurs. It is the Knicks’ first NBA title since 1973.
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IShowSpeed realizes he is sitting beside New York mayor Zohran Mamdani, and Mamdani says he's been listening to Speed's 2022 World Cup song every morning! 🤯🔥
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you know shit in this country is truly cooked when even the biggest zionist demons can acknowledge that we need Dem wins no matter what
RCP: Bill Maher endorses Graham Platner for US Senate in Maine Maher on Platner: “I would still urge the folks in Maine to vote for him, for two reasons.” “One, we need to restore balance in our government, and a Democratic Senate would help a lot with that.” “And two, get used to it, America is a country filled with a lot of broken, horribly educated, phone addicted, sort of nutty people, and as long as we live in a representative democracy, we are always electing our reflection in the mirror.” Link to article: realclearpolitics.com/video/…
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JacksFilms get emotional reminiscing over 2017 YouTube “It’s not even like a sadness..well sure sadness is mixed in but it’s like a growing pains too, it’s bittersweet”
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Something something TV Time collab
Replying to @lizzieleeVA
Blank version for people to use!
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This is stupid
Replying to @lizzieleeVA
Blank version for people to use!
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RT @chiweethedog: There's a datacenter out there dedicated to only kirk-trained ai data
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Emily Blunt doing the weather reporting in Disclosure Day

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the way this song paid the rent of 4 different artists
deja vu — Olivia Rodrigo (2021)
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where do you think he gets his accent from lmfaoooo
When an out-of-state senator comes to Brooklyn to help DSA-backed candidates defeat incumbent Democrats—steps from the home turf of the Senate and House Democratic leaders—it’s not a local fight. It’s a declaration that the socialist wing intends to take over the Democratic Party
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Replying to @JBKSchlossberg
do kennedys just come with brain damage now
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WHAT ARE WE DOING BRUH
🇺🇸 2028 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION 🟦 Hunter Biden: 44.2% ( 4.3) 🟥 JD Vance: 39.9% @TPSIOfficial | June 10 | 1,042 LV docs.google.com/spreadsheets…
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Schlossberg’s downfall has honestly been pathetic. He thought he could run on Kennedy nostalgia and looks but people actually want substance and real policy. And he has none of that so this is what we get. Pathetic.
If you’re an NY12 voter who worries about the rise of anti-semitism You should be extremely concerned about electing a candidate backed by Fight agency
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Replying to @JBKSchlossberg
you're one of the biggest losers I've seen yet in a NYC campaign you're basically Cuomo but younger but some how more of a pathetic loser
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Woke up and bought 4 things on depop
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this is classless and ghetto lmfao
Ilia Topuria pushes Justin Gaethje in the face-off ‼️😳 🎥 @ufc #UFCWhiteHouse
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This literally means she can’t be fired.
It’s my doctorversary! Earned a PhD 15 years ago, and today I’m a tenured professor at an R1 institution. In case you don’t know, I’ve been in this game for a minute💅🏾
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Charlie Kirk doesn’t exist anymore and Jerry Seinfeld is a pedophiIe.
Great minds recognize the same truth.
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