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For recent follows, I'm Steve: software engineer, maker, musician, special needs parent. I cosplay with my daughter. I can do this all day.
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That’s sus πŸ€”
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I love this song, but I also can't help but think about this tweet x.com/rooozevelt/status/1846…

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Alice trying out a new frother for beating eggs. This one has a removable beater so she won't put the whole thing in the dishwasher. #downSyndrome #cooking #food #accessibility #adaptation
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We had a neighbor over for dinner so I pulled out all the stops and made oysters bisque, with cheese and crostini, chicken tarragon with pearl couscous salad and broccolini #cooking #food #foodporn
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Star Wars Twitter, I need y’all to see this.
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That baby is Pro Choice!
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Coho salmon with a miso/soy/ginger/sesame oil glaze over orzo pasta with hearts of palm, kalamata olives and cherry tomatoes. #cooking #food #foodporn
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1 Nov 2024
this is so 😭😭
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u tellin me a shrimp fried this rice???
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Costume the DIY idea costume
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ghost hunter
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Long version biatch
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Fascinating BTS thread on challenges booking non-crazy conservative pundits.
🧡 CNN just removed a far-right panelist for a racist remark against progressive commentator @mehdirhasan. This was the right decision. But as a former TV booker, what happened is part of a much bigger problem...
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Or impose penalties that make the perp look foolish for being an ass hat. Example: for every fact-checked lie, pitch shift their voice up a full step and let it come back down after a cool down period.
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Or when they lie digitally apply clown makeup or a halo of poop emojis πŸ’©
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