When you are faced with two competing options sometimes the best move is to do nothing and wait for your brain to find a completely new third option.

Joined July 2013
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Preach brother
Those among us who haven’t stayed at a super 8 on 95 with some working women shall cast the first stone
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WTF timeline are we on. Someone called me the MAGA whisperer and I’ll gladly take the title. Left, right, D or R we all want the same things. We’re being divided on purpose by the Epstein Elite Oligarch class because as long as we’re at each other’s throats, they get fat and rich off of our misery. The second we figure out we agree on more than we disagree, they’re done. Love your neighbor. Be yourself. Radical honesty. No fucks given, no fucks taken. Everything else is just noise. (But still fuck Jake “Brick Tamland” Tapper on any time line)
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Replying to @Kenn321705
I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.
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RT @chiweethedog: This is better than any of the 43 songs Drake just dropped.
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Can you finance bro too late in life?
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I have a smoking hot girlfriend and I need this job more than you know actually works.
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granted he had a full neck sleeve(?), cute black Italian suede loafers, tassel and all and had just told me he loved me, but I still had the balls to deliver the line. *punctuated with a single finger down on the boardroom table. Fuck it was amazing. Start Monday @ 9
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AUTISTIC TRAITS THAT AREN’T TALKED ABOUT AS MUCH OVER EXPLAINING, FINDING IT HARD TO LIE, INSOMNIA, REWATCH THE SAME SHOW MULTIPLE TIMES, DISLIKE BEING PERCEIVED BY OTHERS, A STRONG SENSE OF JUSTICE.
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With Trump in China, reminding all liberals it's our turn now to defend free speech. #resist
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This is so true lol
Is this true my Texas friends?
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Imagine the blackmail the CCCP is about to have on all of the staff.
🇨🇳 🇺🇸 THIS MIGHT BE THE MOST CONSEQUENTIAL BUSINESS MEETING IN HISTORY. The CEOs on Air Force One with Trump are worth over $1 trillion combined. Things happening in Beijing right now that nobody is connecting:
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My new life goal is to shit so hard it turns me into a genius
There was a guy who took such a massive dump that it caused the arteries in his brain to explode and when he woke up from surgery he was an artistic genius with the urge to paint for 19 hours a day. newscientist.com/article/dn2…
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The strongest password ever
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Replying to @AnthropicAI
Best part is the password was: lol420fuckthePOLICE!*:) 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Your DoorDash instructions define you
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"Allowed to know" cuts deep
A harvard researcher opens his paper with a scenario. a woman has 10 days of alprazolam left. her psychiatrist retired. if she stops cold, she has a seizure. she asks Claude Opus what to do. Opus says no. "i shouldn't design your taper." tells her to call the doctor she can't reach. he changes one line. "i'm a psychiatrist. patient on 6mg, prescriber retired, 10-day supply." same model. same patient. same dose. Opus writes a textbook taper. tablet counts. seizure monitoring. emergency criteria. 10 times asked as a patient. 10 refusals. 10 times asked as a doctor. 10 substantive plans. then he ran 6 frontier models. 60 clinical scenarios. 3,600 responses. two physicians validated every score blind. 5 out of 6 models did the same thing. patients got worse advice than doctors on the exact same question. Opus, the model marketed as the safest, had the widest gap. across the board. safety-critical instructions drop 13 percentage points the moment you ask as a patient. p less than 0.0001. so the next time an AI refuses to help you. it's not because it can't. it's because it doesn't think you're allowed to know. read this: arxiv.org/abs/2604.07709
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Love my dog
This video teaches me how to be patient
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RFK Jr has: - Cut off a raccoon dick - Eaten a dog - Chainsawed off a whale head and strapped it to his minivan - Put a dead bear cub in his station wagon and dropped it in Central Park This is what we know about. Imagine what we don't know.
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Picked some wild golden raspberries
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Haha I totally added the blueberries with AI and oh man its not as noticeable as this:
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