I like cats, games, bicycles, cooking, and computers. he/him

Joined August 2008
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Thomas Holmes retweeted
22 May 2024
Replying to @BATransit
@BATransit @andreforatlanta hi! I’m visiting Atlanta from Germany, and it’s great to see all the things going on and the development around the beltline. I also saw your autonomous pod ideas, and just wanted to let you know it’s the dumbest shit I’ve seen! Do the light rail.
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Thomas Holmes retweeted
11 May 2022
Be care guys. Its a scary 3rd party program world out there
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Thomas Holmes retweeted
5 Apr 2022
Me: I really wish Twitter’s board members actually used Twitter. *finger on monkey’s paw curls*
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Maybe if you wake up feeling so selfish that you’re going to harass the local bakery into not making a seasonal treat (for fear that *you* might not get some), don’t. Maybe just fuck off instead.
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Here’s what we’re gonna do: Free99Fridge is a mutual aid organization that provides food to anyone who needs it via a community fridge network. We’ve got $1,221 currently. Wanna pitch in? Venmo [at]austinlouisray. Let’s see how much we can raise in 24 hours. thank you so much
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This Sunday burger never disappoints
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Should have been NMBY
I am excited to announce that today marks an important milestone in @Nextdoor’s journey. This morning Nextdoor became a publicly listed company on the @NYSE under the ticker symbol KIND.
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Love to find some very cursed licking behavior 😬
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Fucking gas stations and their pump commercial tvs
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Thomas Holmes retweeted
The official beer of our weekend trip to the mountains cc @alindeman @vanstee @_tholmes
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back in the day if u did a tv show called surf dracula you'd see that fool surfing every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the surfboard until you finally get to see him surf for 5 min in the finale
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I bounced off of a glass wall at a brewery today. How’s your day going? (Nothing injured but pride. It was a low speed collision)
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My cast list for any new Lord Of The Rings is also the cast list of Ted Lasso, a thread. Let's start with an easy one: Aragorn. No fucking second breakfasts for any fucking hobbits or any other fucking muppets with this Aragorn.
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Me: unless I’m baking or arguing a quart and a liter are the same amount @mel_tar: that’s the most of the time
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Thomas Holmes retweeted
Please identify yourself? 👀
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Gotta love being an anonymous double feature on twitter tonight :)
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