hey where’s perry?
Joined January 2012
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it’s been an honor tweeting with you 🫡
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it’s like these recruiters pop a balloon when they see my resume in the pile
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seeing bukayo saka on crutches
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my parents rushing us to the gate 3 hours before departure
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people used to joke about celebrities being in the illuminati. turns out the illuminati is actually just a huge pedophile ring
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think i’ve finally accepted that my perpetually cracked phone screen is bojack’s living room furniture
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at least i've already aged out of the hunger games
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throw a blanket over it :(
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people who run marathons are dumb*
* unless you’re my friend
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back in my day we used to say if you’re not 1st you’re last. but now all these gen z kids are talking about is 3rd place. 3rd place that’s a bronze medal. we’re raising a bunch of losers.
alright you guys have been great i gotta get outta here, give it up for your host
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BREAKING - Taboo of the Black Eyed Peas officially endorses Kamala Harris for President
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halloween as a kid: a fun opportunity to dress up and get candy
halloween in my 20s: the ultimate test of creativity to show how much i love my girlfriend
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i did my part to save democracy and all i got was this sticker
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you never used to see that many driverless cars but now there’s Waymo
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is this more qualified candidate in the room with us right now
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one thing they got right about the last airbender is that the biggest threat to your success is probably an extremely talented 12 year old asian kid
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i really don’t wanna become one of those old people who gets mad at everything, but i already hate everyone and i’m not even in my 30s 😣
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good times at davey wayne’s?
more like bad times at la fitness
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