following every move of Chef José Andrés. Floridian living in NY, yep wrong direction but the right politics! views are my own
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6 Jun 2024
I did squats while waiting for a report to load, so then I got a tummy ache, which led me to bloat in dogs, and that’s how I found myself thinking about testicular torsion on this Thursday afternoon.
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6 Jul 2023
Back-to-work-mom abby is a whole other beast. I willingly wake up at 5:30 to end work by 2 so I have a few hours of peace in the house before the chaos monster returns. TBD if I can sustain this.
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5 Apr 2023
I could never be a politician cause my face just won’t allow it.
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5 Apr 2023
My neighbor thinks we should be able to see the sealed minor records of an adult offender when they buy a gun. Why not make it harder to buy a gun? I don’t know seems reasonable.
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5 Apr 2023
Another neighbor has fallen asleep and is snoring through this meeting. It’s cool, I’ll just call 311 for a noise complaint.
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8 Mar 2023
In this organisation, women's median hourly pay is 13% lower than men's. The pay gap is 0.9 percentage points wider than the previous year.
8 Mar 2023
We're so excited for our Gender Balance Network's #IWD2023 flagship event tomorrow night where we'll be joined by keynote speaker, @mslucycooke! 👏
Lucy is an award-winning television producer and presenter, best-selling author, and National Geographic explorer! 👇 (1/2)
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4 Mar 2023
I hate 3 year old toddlerhood with a such an intense passion. Like screw parenting, find me those old-fashioned nurseries nanny only brings them out to say good morning and good night.
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3 Mar 2023
I absolutely despise tweets with the link to read the rest of it, clicking on it, and then being told twitter is better on the app. I’m on the gd app. Go back to character limits!!!!!
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9 Jan 2023
Karon Blake, 13, was shot & killed by a NE man who tells police he saw him breaking into cars early Sat.
Tonight Karon’s school shared photos of him, describing him as a quiet & inquisitive 6th grader who loved football & fashion. Police have not yet id’d or charged shooter. 1/2
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17 Dec 2022
The Bible teaches us if a stranger asks you for a tampon, you give them a tampon AND a pantyliner. Fallopians 5:41
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12 Dec 2022
when jennifer coolidge plays tanya's twin sister in #WhiteLotus season 3 and she travels to the maldives to spread tanya's ashes the ocean...
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12 Dec 2022
Frankly, my husband makes good money. He does not make “business calls before 8am” money. Absurd.
30 Nov 2022
If k*nye is mad about 200k/month, he should have read @designmom Ejaculate Responsibly. 🤷🏼♀️
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30 Nov 2022
Voldemort and Belatrix have come out on the side of JK Rowling. Ron, Harry and Hermonie say trans rights. Just to point out…
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30 Nov 2022
I did it. I told my spouse I could not parent all day AND have COVID. It was absolutely shocking when he said, “okay, I’ve got it from here, go back to bed.”
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16 Nov 2022
Ticketmaster is banned from Ba Sing Se.
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14 Nov 2022
Pretty glad I didn’t finish From Scratch at the gym. My blubbering might have disturbed the others.
14 Nov 2022
We put a different couch in the tv room and my child has bounced onto the floor 2x in the last 10min. I guess I should have warned her.
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12 Nov 2022
How do we convince Elon Musk to buy Ticketmaster
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