I’m dumber than a bag of peanuts.

Joined July 2016
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The knockout celebration is diabolical😭
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Fck a break up 😒 u ever knocked your weed over after u broke it down 😪😭
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16 Oct 2025
Bro bet his employee $500 that he can’t drink a bottle of spirite😭
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18 May 2025
HOOKEM BABY
IT’S 7:12 PM AND… 🤘 #HookEm | @TexasLonghorns
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That one friend wit no car after the function😭
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10 Feb 2025
I’m a whole different nigga when I’m off the clock
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🚨 BREAKING: On the Shawn Ryan Show, Sam Shoemate revealed the Las Vegas Cybertruck Bomber emailed him before the attack. The bomber claimed the U.S. and China had “gravitic propulsion systems” and alleged FBI surveillance.

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19 Nov 2024
Resurgence maps in order from best to worst 1. Rebirth 2. Vondel 3. Ashika 4. Fortunes Keep 5. Area 99
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Ain’t donating a pennny to that fat yout😂😂😂😂
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30 Oct 2024
Me if you got paid for missing a Parlay by 1-Leg
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15 Sep 2024
$850 4v4 Mw3 Console Casino Switch #CHAMPS BACK TO BACK @abnslime @YTClassicaLz @Topherman71

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13 Sep 2024
Reminder
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WILD 🥲
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25 Aug 2024
⚠️ 4 v 4 @Rezervez Special MWIII Switcharoo #Champs2024 $1,034 GTD w / @AutoDaGod @Tiimoothhy @TinderSwiping ⚠️
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3 Jul 2024
When it’s 105 outside but are in porta-pottie with bubble guts.

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3 Jul 2024
Plans for the rest of the week:
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20 Jun 2024
Old bitch threw me off for a second🤦🏽‍♂️😭😭😭😭😭😭
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11 Jun 2024
Everyone a Trump supporter now Y’all were not in the trenches with us in 2015
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