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Status of the pod rn: @Jason is to busy trying be look “cool” with his dem friends, and simply doesn’t realize the severity/importance of this election. Elon just told Tucker how hes going to get locked up. @chamath is trying to tastefully slow pull people onto the right (and is doing great) @friedberg god bless him, just wants to grow huge potatoes, and talk fiscal/monetary policy if politics ever come up and that’s fine. @DavidSacks KEEP hammering. Even if the pod “suffers” according to Jason. Who cares.
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Somebody has to be the richest person on the planet. The fact that it’s the guy who popularized electric cars, made rockets reusable, and is working on curing blindness and paraplegia as a side quest seems fair to me.
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🔥 LMAO! JD Vance after he walks out to appear on The View "This is a show of MAGA Republicans, right?! That's what my media team told me." 🤣 Vance is going head first into the witches' den 😂
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And Guess What? $JUP has 0 unlocks and 50% revenue goes to buybacks Bought 2.7M JUP in only two days this week And price is up over 20% in last 7 days One of the cleanest tokenomics structure out there
Who will buy $144M worth of $PUMP in July? They are making $25M a month, and only 50% goes to buyback After July, monthly unlock is roughly $10M
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7 Nov 2025
Replying to @RolandForTexas
You are a taker, not a maker. All you’ve done your whole life is take from the makers of the world. The zero-sum mindset you have is at the root of so much evil. Once you realize that civilization is not zero-sum and that it is about making far more than one consumes, then it becomes obvious that the path to prosperity for all is just let the makers make. Regarding Tesla, the reality is that I have been given nothing. However, if I lead Tesla to become the most valuable company in the world by far and it stays that way for 5 years, shareholders voted to award me 12% of what is built. Anyone who wants to come along for the ride can buy Tesla stock. If Tesla “merely” becomes a $1.999 trillion dollar company, I get nothing. This is a great deal for shareholders, which is why they voted so overwhelmingly to approve this, for which I am immensely grateful. And they did so by a margin far more than you won your political seat.
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Perhaps Elon Musk's best response I've ever heard. He is asked why Charlie Kirk was killed
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This man spent years lecturing Canadians about wealth inequality, reducing carbon footprint, and boycotting America. Now he flies private jets with his GF worth $400MM and openly cheers for USA soccer. Absolute legend. Good job, Eastern Canada 👍

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they’re not jobs if they’re not valued. they’re not valued if there aren’t customers out there willing to pay them for their great work. needing the government to “create” a job is tantamount to welfare and that level of welfare resolves these individuals to a dependency on the government and lack of economic mobility. and chains our people, collectively, to a more indentured future. you may be well intentioned but you have, and always will, fail to see the destitute folly of government as a job creation engine. i have tried to engage you on this topic, in good faith, with empiricism and reasoning, but you have only dodged my points and pivoted to some populist refrain about the importance of taxation and the evils of productivity-driven success. i can only assume you’re dodging these truths because you and the rest of the politburo leadership have deemed the conversation unsafe speech and put your oligopoly at risk. let’s leave it at that then. perhaps if your ways get their day, we can all bask in the glories of the dark ages ahead.
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📊 Litterbox Trust Update | June 14, 2026 We added 1,412,117 JUP to the Litterbox Trust yesterday, bringing our monthly total to 7,278,952 JUP. Total accumulation now stands at 136,636,183 $JUP.
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Cute theory, let's play it out. A monkey hoards a trillion bananas. The troop, enraged, beats him to death. They gather around the pile to feast at last. But... oh wait, there is no pile. It turns out the "bananas" were shares in a banana-launching company the dead monkey founded. The shares were worth a trillion because he was alive to run it. Now he is dead and the stock is worth $0. The retarded monkeys have clubbed their way into a recession. But it gets worse. Half the "bananas" were tied up in a rocket that supplies bananas to monkeys on the far mountain who had no bananas at all. Another chunk was tied up in a little satellite dish that beamed banana coordinates to the troop after a flood took out their trees. So now they realized they beat to death the only monkey who knew how the dish worked. So the monkeys sit there. No bananas. No rockets. No coordinates to get more banananas. Just a dead body and a powerful sense of fairness as they all now became infinitely poorer. OH And somewhere a smaller monkey watches the whole thing and quietly decides he will never build anything in front of these animals again.
in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas
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UNREAL: This man moved from Mexico to the U.S. He worked as a welder at SpaceX for 10 years. He earned $28 per hour and received $10,000 in company stock. After SpaceX’s IPO, his shares are worth around $1 million. He is one of 4,400 employees who became millionaires today. This is the American dream.
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"Elon Musk is a failure. He didn't earn that trillion dollars."
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They’re so mad.
Elon Musk is a real-life Bond villain ft.trib.al/zAOuVKk
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The headline didn’t meet their editorial standards because they don’t have editorial standards
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Jun 12
Replying to @NYCMayor
Elon has created more wealth for the world than your entire bloodline could combine for in 50 billion lifetimes
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.@Tobi is a national treasure.
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A real headline from a Canadian national newspaper. Pretty disgusting stuff.
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📊 Litterbox Trust Update | June 2, 2026 We added 702,505 JUP to the Litterbox Trust yesterday, bringing our monthly total to 702,505 JUP. Total accumulation now stands at 130,059,736 $JUP.
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Bruh why is everyone else shipping so slow
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What's the difference between a technical recession and a recession? About $2 billion of taxpayer funding to media outlets.
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#NEW: Canada slips into technical recession as economy stalls in Q1: StatCan cp24.com/news/money/2026/05/…
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📊 Litterbox Trust Update | May 28, 2026 We added 1,572,087 JUP to the Litterbox Trust yesterday, bringing our monthly total to 12,092,383 JUP. Total accumulation now stands at 128,254,522 $JUP.
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