Just tryna become a notable alumna. 🩡🐏 #TeamTortillas

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Absolutely nothing but joy and gratitude.
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I love when someone looks this good AND they’re extremely talented
her side profile>>>
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Candace πŸ™…πŸ½β€β™€οΈ (she/her) retweeted
Someone pls fund my sundress shopping. πŸ₯°πŸ₯Ή I’m literally just a girl.
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RT @EvanSowards: This dog ran outside excited as hell and the LAPD shot and killed it. You don’t hate police enough.
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Candace πŸ™…πŸ½β€β™€οΈ (she/her) retweeted
As a Black dog mom, not even our pets our safe from the damn cops. I would take you all to hell behind Jack.
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Candace πŸ™…πŸ½β€β™€οΈ (she/her) retweeted
You must complete the HR mandatory safety training" Me:

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Candace πŸ™…πŸ½β€β™€οΈ (she/her) retweeted
Justice for Jameson!
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Is there a gofundme for the woman who lost her dog? I need the link
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Candace πŸ™…πŸ½β€β™€οΈ (she/her) retweeted
When you make an excuse not to go out and they come up with a solution
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β€œNo community members were injured as a result of this incident.” THE DOG IS FVCKING 😡
the official LAPD story is that an officer feared for his life from a Labradoodle.
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The more LeBron talks the more I wish he wouldn’t
LeBron James says he couldn't date a stay at home woman β€œI think personally me today, if I was not in a relationship, I could not have a stay at home woman” β€œFor me, who I am at 40 and what I got going on, just coming home and seeing somebody sitting on the couch every day just chilling, that wouldn't float for me”
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Candace πŸ™…πŸ½β€β™€οΈ (she/her) retweeted
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God that lady wailing for her dog that the LAPD killed tore something on me.
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Well I have the 13 so guess I’ll keep rocking
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Replying to @smartyhun
The iPhone 13 Pro. It nailed the premium stainless steel feel, compact Pro size, and cameras that still deliver. Your lineup shows years of small tweaks until the 17 Pro's fresh camera plateau β€” solid evolution, but 13 Pro hit the sweet spot. What's your top pick?
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Cause that’s where we went when it was a nice occasion lol
Why did I grow up thinking Olive Garden and red lobster was 5star restaurants top notch fine dining πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Candace πŸ™…πŸ½β€β™€οΈ (she/her) retweeted
The first official portrait of Barack and Michelle Obama has just been unveiled
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A hat has NO BUSINESS going this hard
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I really hate that I came across that video of the black woman whose dog was shot by LAPD. My heart aches for her, I can only imagine πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί
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Maybe I do want a new phone…
iPhone 18 Pro colors.
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I think I’ve watched this no fewer than 10 times… it’s so, so good. Show this in every journalism class everywhere.
ICYMI: The New York Knicks are NBA Champions, as called by @LT__Murray and @McNuttMonica ! Thank you to all of the incredible fans for listening to @ESPNNewYork this season. Your home of the NBA Champions.
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When did their kids get so big?!?!
The Curry fam on Ayesha’s IG 🫢🏼
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Candace πŸ™…πŸ½β€β™€οΈ (she/her) retweeted
Actress Geena Davis, 70, arrives on the red carpet of the Cannes Film Festival
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