I beat a thin man in a pie eating contest and a fat man in a pie not-eating contest.
Joined November 2010
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8 Mar 2023
The ol' Twitter account got hacked, and it took 2 weeks for support to get back to me about it
(In case you were wondering why I suddenly seemed to become an NFT-superfan douche bag)
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26 Jan 2023
the worst month of the year starts next week and this is still the best video on the internet x.com/_lil_i_am/status/14885…
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19 Jan 2023
Criterion Collection has announced they will be launching a channel on TikTok to reach a new audience with their preservation of classic films. Launching today, Criterion has posted My Dinner with André (1981) as it’s first upload.
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26 Nov 2022
Amazing work!
24 Nov 2022
J.C. Leyendecker - Thanksgiving 300 Years, 1928.
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20 Nov 2022
I truly live for art like this
4 Nov 2022
lots to like about this california diner’s sports mural but my favorite detail is that for some reason Wayne Gretzky is Judas
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16 Nov 2022
imagine buying twitter instead of building a 45 billion dollar library tower with gardens and water cascading down the side with one of every book ever written open to the public endowed for 10,000 years
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2 Nov 2022
Reminds me of those insulting promo tie-in Burger King ads from the 00's that just called it "Aragon's sword". Excuse me, but it was forged from the shards of Narsil. A little respect please
27 Sep 2022
My girlfriend doesn’t want me to hang Andúril on the wall.
David Crennen retweeted
18 Aug 2018
I sent youse two to whack that freakin' guy and instead youse screwed it up like a couple of
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19 Oct 2022
Wow - pitch perfect. The brilliant crossover that was just waiting to happen!
18 Oct 2022
I HEAR THE BLUES A-KILLIN' (or: Frasier Meets Columbo) part 1 of 4
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17 Oct 2022
Actresses that never played Jerry Seinfeld’s date and the storyline they probably would’ve had.
Mariska Hargitay, “Amy”, a local weather woman. Jerry breaks up with her because she’s wrong about the weather one weekend. (Jerry misses a Mets game)
ALT Mariska Hargitay
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12 Oct 2022
I must now try jumping in that elevator
11 Oct 2022
The person who designed this sign knows precisely NOTHING about human nature.
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THING.
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23 Aug 2022
It is time for the world to truly know ANDROMEDA OF AETHIOPIA.
The classic Greek legend once deconstructed by time is now resurrected by African artists.
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19 Sep 2022
My sisters partner made a horse cake for the #queensfuneral and-
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15 Jul 2022
one time for charles barkley 😤😤
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