Fear Noodles!

Welcome the next captain of the Titanic. Former Army officer, @DanJarvisMBE becomes the new Secretary of State for Defence. His main task will be explaining why the government is unwilling to fund its own Defence Review.

For anyone considering driving for @Grubhub . 3 hours tonight we made $11.90 base pay, but drove 99.4 miles to earn that. Last week they must have felt sorry for drivers and were giving bonuses to cover gas I guess, this week no such luck. Tips help but this is borderline awful

🚨BREAKING: Lord Hermer faces SERIOUS MISCONDUCT INVESTIGATION over 'WITCH HUNT' of British Veterans The Attorney General of the United Kingdom, appointed by his friend Keir Starmer was involved in a MAJOR WITCH HUNT against innocent armed forces veterans A MAJOR INVESTIGATION has unveiled findings that the Bar Standards Board (regulates barristers) now want to look into Lord Hermer and Keir Starmer relentlessly pursues innocent troops with lies and smears to find them guilty of anything they could He must be struck off Judgement day is coming

In a Chinese school two teachers explained static electricity to students in a fun and engaging way..

BREAKING NEWS Starmer has been told his latest plan to recall reservists back to the military up to the age of 65 only adds 44 men to the army as the Labour Party is busy taking the rest to court.

For the boys who never got the chance to grow old. 🇬🇧 Who never held their child’s hand. Never packed a school bag. Never heard the word Dad spoken back to them. They went from sons to soldiers, from boys to men, and gave everything before life truly began. Because of them, we get to live ordinary lives. Messy lives. Noisy lives. Family lives. Every freedom we take for granted was paid for by someone who never got to enjoy it themselves. If you’re a parent, hug your kids a little tighter tonight. If you’ve lost someone, know their sacrifice is not forgotten. And if you scroll past this, pause for just a second because your world exists the way it does because these brave men stood. Lest we forget. ❤️🇬🇧

Carol of the Bells in Kyiv subway. Voices of the Embassies of Germany, France, and the United Kingdom came together to perform Shchedryk in the Kyiv metro as a sign of solidarity with Ukraine. Thankful to everyone who stands with us!

They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old. Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn. At the going down of the sun and in the morning, We will remember them

I’m pretty sure I’d be kicked off Special Forces: Worlds Toughest Test for laughing too much… military pace and endless PLTs… stereo typical DI and basic conditions… seems like a few weeks of “memory lane” @billingham229b @jason_carl_fox BZ Chaps! #im_a_salad_dodger_now

When you donate blood, who your blood can be given to depends on your blood type. [🎞️ thebrainmaze]

Can we please help Myles get over the finish line? He’s donating his hair to a charity but it costs £700 to make it into a wig for a cancer patient ($881). If everyone could donate just £1 or $1 we could smash this target justgiving.com/page/myleshai…

My friend jade farnon is fundraising for Little Princess Trust. Check out their @JustGiving page and please donate if you can. Thank you! #JustGiving justgiving.com/page/myleshai…

Congratulations Snotbox!! Aedha-Mae you make us proud! Love mum and dad #naugrad