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Joined March 2009
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Keiran Flanigan retweeted
20 Jul 2023
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12 Jul 2023
Already fucking over this dude. I’m forgetting your name for a few years.
12 Jul 2023
this man played two games against rookies and g leaguers
we’ll circle back after he gets that first elbow to the chest from Embiid and Giannis
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Keiran Flanigan retweeted
12 Jul 2023
The First Amendment prohibits the government from placing restrictions on speech. In this essay, I will pretend that it also prohibits companies and other non-government entities from doing so.
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Keiran Flanigan retweeted
11 Jul 2023
The 7 hottest days on Earth in the last 100,000 years all happened in the last week:
July 6 ~ 17.23°C / 63.01°F
July 7 ~ 17.20°C / 62.96°F
July 4 ~ 17.18°C / 62.93°F
July 5 ~ 17.18°C / 62.92°F
July 8 ~ 17.17°C / 62.90°F
July 10 ~ 17.12°C / 62.81°F
July 9 ~ 17.11°C / 62.79°F
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9 Jul 2023
Just so fucked
8 Jul 2023
You may have seen this, but I bet all your followers haven’t yet.
They should.
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7 Jul 2023
Hit her Wemby one less time
Britney Spears shares statement after getting assaulted by Victor Wembanyama’s security guard:
“I was not prepared for what happened to me last night […] I have yet to get a public apology.”
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6 Jul 2023
This dude is a living breathing Onion article
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6 Jul 2023
Generative AI leading to “the democratization of art” is a shit take and a shit concept
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5 Jul 2023
You’re never too old to experience new emotions.
Here’s a fun one: the feeling when your tattoo artist doesn’t share your tattoo on their insta
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5 Jul 2023
Can we all agree not to let Facebook win this replace-Twitter race? Please?
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Keiran Flanigan retweeted
1 Jul 2023
Putting a rate limit on viewing tweets is so exceedingly stupid as a business practice. All that does is encourage people to leave your site instead of infinitely scrolling through trash. You fool. You complete imbecile. You have freed us.
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Keiran Flanigan retweeted
30 Jun 2023
So we’re clear:
The Supreme Court ended affirmative action yesterday by saying you CAN’T discriminate by helping a minority group, then turned around today and said you CAN discriminate by hurting them.
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30 Jun 2023
The Supreme Court is the least democratic entity in this country.
Also, fuck em.
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Keiran Flanigan retweeted
29 Jun 2023
An elite, white majority determining after just 50 years of weak, half-hearted
affirmative action efforts, that they are the ones to decide that enough has been done to address centuries of explicit racial exclusion against Black people is the most American ruling ever.
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28 Jun 2023
I have played almost every Zelda game, but I gotta say the way you retrieve the Master Sword in Tears of the Kingdom was really fucking cool.
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Keiran Flanigan retweeted
26 Jun 2023
This family went from hanging with Marilyn Monroe to Rob Schneider in a single generation.
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Keiran Flanigan retweeted
27 Jun 2023
Speaking as a Watergate historian, there’s nowhere on thousands of hours of Nixon tapes where Nixon makes any comment as clear, as clearly illegal, and as clearly self-aware as this Trump tape.
27 Jun 2023
The Trump audio:
"See as president I could have declassified it. Now I can't, you know, but this is still a secret."
"Now we have a problem," a staffer responds.
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