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Genghis Khan killed millions of people but he also fathered hundreds of children. Could Elon Musk do the same thing?
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I don’t have much of an opinion about AI regulation, but you would have to be completely brain-dead not to wonder who’s paying the FIRE foundation to get its CEO to RT stuff like this
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Trump's deal with Iran is 95% done. All that remains to be negotiated is Iran's nuclear program, the opening of the Strait of Hormuz, and the unfreezing of Iranian assets.
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l o fucking l
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Incredible deal if that’s what it is.
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I’d like to know how this is different than putting a fatwa on Salman Rushdie.
Jun 9
Ali Khamenei is gone. Yahya Sinwar is gone. Hassan Nasrallah is gone.
Now the most public advocate for the elimination of Israel may be Peter Beinart.
We’ll see how Mojtaba Khamenei and Erdogan evolve. For now, Peter is out front. Mazal Tov.
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lol
Jun 10
Dear Iran, we are going to target you tonight. Please clear your personnel out of key facilities that we are sure you know we intend to strike.
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Look, I’m sorry but I just can’t believe the Knicks came all the way back. And I bet a lot of my fellow basketball fans feel similarly. This calls into question the legitimacy of their Game Four win.
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I lost my job, my kids have whooping cough, and I can't afford steak or gas. But at least now billionaires can use their social media companies to help incite riots.
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It's time for immigrants to stop moving to Northern Ireland and oppressing the native population.
by the Ulster Defence Association
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Jun 9
’”I’m Lesley Stahl.”
“I’m Bill Whitaker.”
“I’m Jon Wertheim.”
“I’m Chris Cillizza.”
“I’m Laura Loomer.”
“I’m Riley Gaines. Those stories, plus Ian Miles Cheong, tonight on 60 Minutes.”
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Jun 10
It's kind of unfortunate that so many of the best candidates for this are extremely (insanely, in some cases) anti-Israel while Bari is a hard-core Likudist. I don't think she could hire them. No Glenn, no Tucker, no Taylor
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When I fell asleep at the Garden, the Knicks were Winning. Then when I wake up, I see the Spurs have "won." It seems that in the 4th Quarter, the so-called referees kept "finding" Points for the Spurs. Rigged! Fake Game!
by Donald J. Trump
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Did a really interesting interview with @Etanetan23 about the political situation in Israel. Etan compares the assassination of Rabin to that of Franz Ferdinand in terms of its political significance.
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The Knicks lost last night after Donald Trump attended the game. So why does it feel like Joe Biden is the one who jinxed them?
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Aides roused Secretary of War Pete Hegseth at 3 AM last night to warn him of the impending Israeli attacks. But this is hardly the first time that Mr. Hegseth has been awakened by the promise of shots.
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Jun 7
This is genius
Jun 6
Knicks on the greatest heater in NBA history and Trump shows up and they get rattled and lose four straight … I hadn’t even considered the possibility but now that I think about it, it’s the funniest possible outcome and I am now rooting for it to happen.
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Everyone in this Ohio diner knows who Bari Weiss is.
Scott Pelley tells the NYT that when Bari Weiss was hired to run CBS News, he had never heard of her.
How can someone be this out of touch? Seems to justify what critics of the program have been saying.
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Jun 6
“I’m Jake Tapper, tonight correspondent Laura Loomer dives into Hunter Biden’s deranged trolling, Kellyanne Conway reveals Joe Biden fell asleep watching TV again, and Ian Miles Cheong confirms Biden is the reason he’s never left Malaysia. Those stories and Catturd, tonight.”
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Jun 6
We wanted to understand what’s happening with the Strait of Hormuz. So we talked to five raw milk drinkers at an emergency room in Idaho.
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