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Annie O'Neil retweeted
26 May 2024
WHAT A FINAL LAP!
Josef Newgarden and Pato O’Ward battled to the end in the 108th running of the #Indy500.
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Annie O'Neil retweeted
15 Feb 2024
You think you’ve seen it all and then your 13-year-old blind beagle throws up the French flag in the middle of the night.
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Annie O'Neil retweeted
19 Jan 2024
BREAKING
Apple Maps grants “Landmark” status to The Famous Chicago Rat Hole
This is a transit-oriented landmark, accessible by both the Brown Line and 50 Damen bus
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Annie O'Neil retweeted
13 Dec 2023
this corn won’t be on the cob for long , not if i have anything to do with it
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Annie O'Neil retweeted
Getting her an engagement ring for Christmas?
- predictable
- no element of surprise
- perhaps, too romantic
- not a legal form of ID
Getting her a lifetime fishing license for Christmas?
- instant shock and awe
- will never see it coming
- is an official state document
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Annie O'Neil retweeted
9 Oct 2023
Hinga Dinga Durgen!
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Annie O'Neil retweeted
18 Feb 2023
My relationship with TouchTunes
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Annie O'Neil retweeted
13 Feb 2023
Not trying to be funny, not trying to get a laugh. Don’t want anyone to have the worst day at their job. But do any of these fuckers….
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Annie O'Neil retweeted
7 Aug 2022
let me get this straight - so eating cheese off a board is “classy” and “seventeen dollars,” but when i eat it directly from the fridge at 3 am that makes me “a gremlin” ???
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Annie O'Neil retweeted
5 Jul 2022
One year ago… the scream heard around the world.
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Annie O'Neil retweeted
Bro this is the funniest shit I've seen in a minute 😭 the SpongeBob cast dubbed this star wars scene
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Annie O'Neil retweeted
17 Mar 2022
Luck of the Irish strikes past midnight @BarstoolIrish x.com/chickenbarmesan/status…
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Annie O'Neil retweeted
8 Jan 2022
rewatching the dark knight and im crying at how harvey dent ain’t know it was the Joker until he took off the mask 😭😭
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Annie O'Neil retweeted
30 Nov 2021
Lou Holtz when he wakes up tomorrow to find out he’s been named the interim coach at ND again
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