Manchester United. Talking football.

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Long read. Pep Guardiola needed around £450M in his first two seasons at Manchester City (including a £57M signing in his second January window) just to get players capable of playing his style of football. Mikel Arteta spent close to three seasons at Arsenal before his team began to consistently dominate games. Todd Boehly invested over £1B at Chelsea before they managed to win two cup titles. Meanwhile, Manchester United fans and the media expect a new manager to walk in and perform instant miracles. What’s the point of a rebuild if we don’t have the patience to see it through? Why heap pressure on ourselves when the last 10 years haven’t exactly been better? Some fans argue Ole was better, some say Jose Mourinho, others Erik ten Hag. But let’s be honest, we complained bitterly under each of them. With Ole, we only came alive in second halves, living off constant comebacks. Jose sacrificed attractive football just to grind out points, and people still wanted him out. Erik tried his way, and the same happened. Now Ruben Amorim is sticking to his philosophy, and rightly so. What’s the point of changing it if professional footballers at Manchester United can’t adapt? These same players go away on international duty, play in completely different systems, and give everything for their national teams. Yet they won’t do the same for the club that gives them a platform to be seen by billions. You don’t need tactical genius to understand that United should never go to Grimsby and look like Grimsby, while Grimsby look like Manchester United. These players couldn’t adapt to Erik ten Hag’s system, couldn’t adapt to Ole’s, couldn’t adapt to Jose’s. Even Louis van Gaal gave up early on. The truth is, we need a cultural reset at this club. Constantly swapping managers every two seasons will never fix the deeper problems. Of course, I’ll still complain, rant, and feel disappointed, that’s only natural. But for me, it’s Ruben Amorim till the end. We started the season with two of the worst goal keeping duo in the league, we went the entire pre season with a striker we were going to sell. It was constantly reported that Ruben Amorim wanted an athletic midfielder which he never got. And we are here wanting an instant change with just 250M euro spent. Lol
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Summerville reminds me of Alexis Sanchez the way he moves with the ball
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Manchester United opening bid for Mateus Fernandes is almost ready ⏳ My delusional ass can confirm. Offer worth 60m 5m add ons
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I love Luke Shaw so much. My favourite Manchester United player in the current squad. But if we can manage to sell him this summer, then it is a win for Manchester United. Get Hall and Dorgu as LB, Summervile in for MR New challenge. Mateus Fernandes, Ederson, and Alex Scott as the midfield signings. A new goal keeper, an experienced centre forward, probably Welbeck plus a CB if it is financially doable. #21 might be home next season.
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Best news this morning. Return Dorgu back to LB and get me a LW
🚨 | Manchester United’s interest in Lewis Hall remains, although Newcastle United are not looking to sell. United may still seek to strengthen the left-wing rather than left-back, with Patrick Dorgu able to cover either position. [@TheAthleticFC] #MUFC
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Not entirely surprising his name has come up in discussions.
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Story of Marcus Rashford: - Believes Barcelona is going to sign him - Thanks Aston Villa, Barcelona for reviving his career - Realizes Barcelona doesn't value him at £26M - Decides to make us believe Bayern Munich, Tottenham Hotspur, Chelsea, Real Madrid are interested in him - Seeing he doesn't have any option, he wants to honor the remaining 24 months left on his deal Sad to see one of our own ends up been hawked around, but he is to blame, not sorry to say. And I personally don't want him back. His wage, the fact that the media will be back crawling up his ass. He should just leave. Probably follow his pal Jadon Sancho to Dortmund
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This message from Wayne Rooney to Kobbie Mainoo 🤗
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My very own goat, David Ornstein said Manchester United are seriously interested in Summerville. Is he worth £50M? Considering he has a good injury record, premier league proven to some extent and still just 24 years old.
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200 and what?
🚨🔵 Manchester City have agreed deal to sign Hermann Malonga as new centre back from PSG, here we go! 2008 born talent has accepted all terms offered by #MCFC and joins from Paris Saint-Germain to City project.
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O treinamento dos cara. MEU DEUS!
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Are we heading into another long term Roman Reigns title reign? Ffs
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Cómo puede hacerlo tan lento y tan rápido al mismo tiempo 😭
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Firstly, none of the players you mentioned have signed for any of the teams they are linked to. So the idea of other clubs strengthening is just stupid because they are literally doing the same thing we are doing. Negotiating and registering interest. Bar Real Madrid, who are busy signing free agents, and Barcelona, who overpaid for a shit player, and probably Bayern, no other big team has signed a new player. We signed Ederson, reported to be preparing a bid for Fernandes, and would sign a third midfielder when Ugarte leaves. But an overpriced Tonali linked to Tottenham and an overpriced Anderson linked to Manchester City is what triggers you. We aren't yet 24 hours into the official transfer window, and you suddenly can't find your period Definitely a woman running this account
- Elliott Anderson to Manchester City. - Tonali to Tottenham, a club that finished 17th and didn’t even qualify for the UCL. - Morgan Rogers to Arsenal. So the question is… who exactly are we signing? Is this really how we want to compete for UCL football next season? The plan was simple sign Premier League proven players and build for at least three years. So why are we moving so slowly while other clubs go out and get the players they want? Every day it’s another club strengthening. Meanwhile, Manchester United still admiring
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Cristiano Ronaldo & Bruno Fernandes 🤹‍♂️🎩 #VaiDarPortugal | #FIFAWorldCup
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One club is you going to get scammed so badly with Tonali.
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They literally did the same thing
🇵🇹 Vitinha must have forgotten how crazy João Cancelo was. One vs one in training and Cancelo took him to school.
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Tottenham suddenly got linked to Sandro Tonali, and some sections of the Manchester United fanbase are panicking. They used to have prime Kane, Son, Eriksen, Ali, Lamela, and Bale returned. What did they win with that? ffs Tonali ain't shit
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My 🐐 knows ball
The Cape Verde goalkeeper is really something, waaaaw
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This has to be the best troll tweet ever 😭😭
🚨🚨🚨ÚLTIMA HORA: Ferran Torres, fruto del enfado del empate, ha disparado a varios compañeros de selección No hay heridos
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There were a lot of Manchester United fan who wanted Amadou Onana you know.
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