Small data and high latency software, on the JVM
Joined June 2008
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Need the Pope to release an encyclical against Teams calls
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May 20
JEP 534: Compact Object Headers by Default
"Hearing no objections, I’ve targeted this JEP to JDK 27."
🥳🎉🙌
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Apr 21
CFP for @DODKRK open until May 10th.
Got something worth sharing? War story, hard-won lesson, tool that changed how your team works?
30-min talk or 5-min lightning talk.
Send to krakow@devopsdays.org devopsdays.org/krakow/
#DODKRK #DevOpsDays #DevOpsDaysKrakow #CFP
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Apr 15
DevOpsDays Kraków 2026 is happening.
📅 July 4, 2026 📍 ECHO Miasta, Kraków 👥 ~100 people
Talks, Lightning Talks, Experience Exchange. Community-driven, no vendor talks.
CFP open - closes May 10th
devopsdays.org/krakow/
#DevOpsDays #DevOpsDaysKrakow #DODKRK
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Apr 9
it's honestly embarrassing that Chrome accidentally became the best PDF viewer while Adobe spent decades making Acrobat slower and more bloated
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You see, desktop software is hard! Linux, Wayland and Java!
blog.jetbrains.com/platform/…
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Mar 23
So this tweet went quite viral.
Help me spread the word further, please like and RT.
Everybody needs to be aware of this. The more noise we make, more people will put pressure to end this infamous situation.
ALT Screenshot of tweet statistics, showing 300K impressions, 5K likes and almost 500 RTs.
Mar 22
This is Spain today:
I cannot
docker pull postgres:18
because there's football games happening.
Yes, you read it well. This image is being served from @Cloudflare , which is apparently blocked massively during football games by mafia-managed @LaLiga
Ofc, VPN -> pull completed
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Mar 18
Cheat sheet for installing and running Babylon and HAT for GPUs using JDK26
#java #codereflection #gpu
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Mar 18
Flamegraphs collapse time — a steady 10% CPU load looks identical to a 12s burst. New stackprofile op in jfr-shell keeps the time axis, distinguishing bursty vs steady hotspots with per-thread breakdown.
jbachorik.github.io/java/jfr…
#java #jfr #profiling #stacktrace
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Hmm... That's weird. I know this logo. It's @WroclawJUG's logo, created by my friend's wife for our JUG, as can be seen at wroclaw.jug.pl.
Dwarf in orange cap, mascot of our city.
I'm not quite sure how it ended up in Bangalore. Care to explain, @bangalorejug?
Feb 5
We are happy to have @bangalorejug back as a partner of #JCON2026!
For all #JUG members we offer 1,000 free #JavaUserGroup tickets!
First come, firste serve!
#JCON #Java @Gsamarthyam @Jshreesk
Free JUG ticket: pretix.eu/impuls/europe2026/…
Become a partner JUG: jcon.koeln/#partner
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Martin Odersky, EPFL professor and head of the Programming Methods Laboratory, developed the programming language Scala, which is used by thousands of companies worldwide. In 2025, he was awarded the Programming Languages Achievement Award.
go.epfl.ch/390f0f
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