Joined March 2008
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Jeezo, I'd forgotten how much of a cesspit Twitter can be, especially at election time.
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Fuck off, @SkyNews - your election coverage is utterly shite.
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13 May 2023
So far, so bland. Oh wait... I'm still sober! Mr Cyprus is providing some eye candy at least #Eurovision
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1 Apr 2023
Yet another order with missing items. Why can't you pick up the phone and ASK me if I'd prefer an alternative item, instead of just saying "unavailable". It's not rocket science! I'll have my delivery charge refunded, please. Absolutely shocking service @AsdaServiceTeam
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14 Dec 2022
Oh, and while I'm at it @MorayCouncil , please send a gritter to Hopeman ASAP. It's treacherous out there tonight, both on roads and pavements.
14 Dec 2022
I'm not really sure who is responsible for parking enforcement around here, but I'm fed up with having less pavement space. @MorayCouncil @PoliceScotland Please sort it out
21 Nov 2022
Oi, @BBCNews - how about giving us some actual fucking news instead of this constant fitba coverage? There are other things happening in the world.
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17 Nov 2022
Quarter to six an all's we-ellll. Dingin Doon here. Havenae had proper rain in ages.
2 Nov 2022
Lovely day in #Lossiemouth. Sunshine, coffee and hot rolls from the lovely lady at @AshersPies
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21 Sep 2022
Yon Ukrainian goalie is definitely a keeper ;) 1) Rather cute and 2) good at handlin baws. Well, apart from the last one! #Scotland #Ukraine
6 Sep 2022
Il pleut!
15 Aug 2022
What a lovely October evening... @SeanBattyTV this bloody heatwave you kept banging on about is a myth! I've just put my heating on :P
13 Jul 2022
I really should stay off social media when drunk, but...
8 Jul 2022
It's going to be a noisy night. A young gow has managed to fall off a neighbouring roof and is now wandering the streets. Not big enough to fly and the parents are going nuts. I don't normally feel sorry for gulls, but it's just a baby :-/
6 Jul 2022
This has been one of those strange days. I'm knackered and want to go to bed, but I really don't want to miss the moment when Bojo leaves No.10
31 May 2022
31st May and I've just put the bloody heating on for a while. WTF is going on with this bloody weather?!
24 Apr 2022
.@CooperativeBank You need to get more people answering phones. 40 minutes on hold so far and still waiting. And don't you dare suggest that I use one of your digital channels - I need to have a conversation with a human being.
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24 Apr 2022
This is appalling service and whoever is in charge there needs a serious arse-kicking. I honestly feel for your front line staff because they must be getting it in the neck for a situation that's entirely outwith their control. Sort it out.
5 Apr 2022
Spring, they said...
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12 Jan 2022
Usual nonsensical waffle from @BorisJohnson at PMQs. Just resign, you lying fucker.