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The Carolina Jr. Hurricanes are heading home with the trophy in hand as your 2026 @ChipotleTweets-USA Hockey Youth Tier II 18U 1A National Champions! #USAHNationals game recap: usah.info/5c6wy44s
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JORDAN STAAL & THE CANES ARE BUZZIN' 😭🔥
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How embarrassing! What’s a fella his age doing … watching F1?😂
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If the 'Canes win it all, I will get a tattoo of Stormy slaying a Knight for the Cup. Easy day.
For my final act: If the Carolina Hurricanes win the Stanley Cup, I will get a tattoo of the Stanley Cup. Make me do it @Canes!!! Shoutout to Cleopatra Ink in Raleigh for the amazing artwork and the friendliness showed. They are huge Caniacs as well and couldn’t wait to do the tattoo for me. instagram.com/cleopatrainkra… @BarstoolBigCat @SaraCivian @PardonMyTake @spittinchiclets @BizNasty2point0 @PFTCommenter @ryanwhitney6
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624,915 new companies registered in a single month—an all-time high— according to a new business formations report. bit.ly/4uR0ydy
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I failed to hold this. Buy my course.
This 100 year old bulldozer company is up 4,350% just because of AI. And if you invested $100,000 in Caterpillar during the dot com crash, today it would be worth $4.5 million. While everyone was buying tech stocks, a company that makes bulldozers and excavators quietly delivered 43 times your money. Caterpillar just reported Q1 2026 revenue of $17.4 billion, up 22% year over year, crushing Wall Street estimates of $16.5 billion. EPS came in at $5.54 against an estimate of $4.63. But why a century old equipment manufacturer is suddenly an AI company? Every AI data center being built needs massive uninterrupted power. Caterpillar makes the generators, engines and turbines that supply both primary and backup power to those facilities. Power generation revenue jumped 41% to $2.82 billion, with most of that growth directly linked to data center demand. Caterpillar's order backlog just hit a record $63 billion, up 79% from a year earlier. Those are confirmed orders stretching into 2028. The AI infrastructure buildout has years left to run and Caterpillar is booked through most of it.
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This would be the greatest policy of all time. Govt officials would be going HAM trying to keep inflation to 0%.
JUST IN: Republicans are reportedly exploring indexing capital gains to inflation ahead of the midterms.
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The use of the phrase “not just __, it’s a __” (staple of AI-generated text) has risen sharply in SEC company filings:
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He built a script that calls back spam callers and traps them in an endless loop.🤣😈
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it’s hole filling season
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Free = no value
The Mets owner has a legitimate gripe.
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This guy is a terrible driver.
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Tiger Woods was involved in a rollover crash in Jupiter Island, Florida, on Friday, according to the Martin County Sheriff's Office. No details about the cause of the crash or Woods' condition were immediately released. spr.ly/6016B698Be
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This one hit hard 🥹 IG/ @ Mahdi Woodard
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Amazing that Senators who are so bad at balancing a budget or passing legislation that 85% of the American people want passed - Are so excellent at making stock picks and getting large amounts of money from lobbyists and donors.
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Vote out every single incumbent. Until the people set the standard that they will not tolerate this, this will continue.
🚨 BREAKING: Massive TSA lines at LaGuardia Airport in NYC stretch into the parking lot.
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Private equity firms bought 500 hospitals. Death rates in their emergency rooms went up 13%. They fired 12% of the staff. Then they paid themselves billions in dividends. A Harvard study just confirmed what doctors already knew: people are dying so investors can hit quarterly targets. Exactly what happens. A PE firm buys a hospital using debt. The debt gets placed on the hospital's balance sheet, not the firm's. Now the hospital owes hundreds of millions it never borrowed. To service that debt, the hospital cuts costs. Costs mean nurses. The numbers from the Harvard/University of Chicago study are horrifying. After PE acquisition, emergency department salary spending dropped 18.2%. ICU salary spending dropped 15.9%. Hospital-wide employees were cut 11.6%. Emergency department deaths rose 13%, seven additional deaths per 10,000 visits. A separate study found patients undergoing surgery at PE-acquired hospitals had 17% higher odds of dying within 90 days. Steward Health Care, owned by Cerberus Capital, filed bankruptcy with $9 billion in debt after closing hospitals across Massachusetts. The CEO lived on a $40 million yacht while emergency rooms went dark. Eight hospitals serving 2 million people nearly disappeared because a PE fund extracted more cash than the system could survive. The private equity industry has poured over $1 trillion into healthcare. They operate a quarter of ERs nationwide. This isn't going away. The investing angle nobody talks about. Non-PE hospital operators like HCA Healthcare (HCA) and Tenet (THC) are the direct beneficiaries. Every time a PE hospital closes or deteriorates, patients flow to the nearest competitor. HCA has returned 1,200% since 2011. Patient volume from PE closures is a structural tailwind nobody's pricing in. Medical staffing firms (AMN Healthcare, Cross Country) charge premium rates specifically because PE hospitals cut staff. The staffing shortage IS the business model for these companies. The disruption play: outpatient surgical centers (SCA Health, now part of UnitedHealth) are pulling profitable procedures out of hospitals entirely. PE-owned hospitals lose their highest-margin surgeries to outpatient, and the death spiral accelerates. Pull up tradevision and monitor healthcare M&A alerts, hospital closure filings, and patient volume migration data. When a PE-owned hospital announces "restructuring," the patient volume shift to competitors like HCA starts within 30 days. That 30-day window is when the competitor's earnings revisions haven't updated yet. Free to try. (a private equity firm bought your local hospital. borrowed $500 million in the hospital's name. fired 12% of the nurses. emergency room deaths rose 13%. then they paid themselves dividends. nobody went to prison. they're currently buying another hospital.)
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Kids these days have no idea how dangerous it was to play Quarterback in the 90's
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You don't hate elected officials enough. No one is coming to save the people.
Both of these cost $220 million.
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Here's a full list of the 357 the Politicians who voted block the release of congressional sexual misconduct reports (1/2) DEMOCRATS — 182 voted to BLOCK Nancy, Pelosi, (CA) Hakeem, Jeffries, (NY) Kathy, Castor, (FL) Debbie, Wasserman Schultz, (FL) Sean, Casten, (IL) Greg, Landsman, (OH) Zoe, Lofgren, (CA) Sheila, Cherfilus-McCormick, (FL) Henry, Cuellar, (TX) Katherine, Clark, (MA) Pete, Aguilar, (CA) Ted, Lieu, (CA) Steny, Hoyer, (MD) Rosa, DeLauro, (CT) James, Clyburn, (SC) Jerry, Nadler, (NY) Maxine, Waters, (CA) Alexandria, Ocasio-Cortez, (NY) Nydia, Velázquez, (NY) Ayanna, Pressley, (MA) Rashida, Tlaib, (MI) Ilhan, Omar, (MN) Jamie, Raskin, (MD) Alma, Adams, (NC) Gabe, Amo, (RI) Yassamin, Ansari, (AZ) Jake, Auchincloss, (MA) Becca, Balint, (VT) Nanette, Barragán, (CA) Joyce, Beatty, (OH) Wesley, Bell, (MO) Ami, Bera, (CA) Don, Beyer, (VA) Sanford, Bishop, (GA) Brendan, Boyle, (PA) Shontel, Brown, (OH) Julia, Brownley, (CA) Nikki, Budzinski, (IL) Janelle, Bynum, (OR) Salud, Carbajal, (CA) André, Carson, (IN) Troy, Carter, (LA) Greg, Casar, (TX) Ed, Case, (HI) Joaquin, Castro, (TX) Judy, Chu, (CA) Gil, Cisneros, (CA) Yvette, Clarke, (NY) Emanuel, Cleaver, (MO) Steve, Cohen, (TN) Herbert, Conaway, (NJ) Jim, Costa, (CA) Joe, Courtney, (CT) Angie, Craig, (MN) Jasmine, Crockett, (TX) Jason, Crow, (CO) Sharice, Davids, (KS) Danny, Davis, (IL) Diana, DeGette, (CO) Mark, DeSaulnier, (CA) Madeleine, Dean, (PA) Suzan, DelBene, (WA) Chris, Deluzio, (PA) Maxine, Dexter, (OR) Debbie, Dingell, (MI) Lloyd, Doggett, (TX) Sarah, Elfreth, (MD) Adriano, Espaillat, (NY) Dwight, Evans, (PA) Cleo, Fields, (LA) Shomari, Figures, (AL) Lizzie, Fletcher, (TX) Bill, Foster, (IL) Valerie, Foushee, (NC) Lois, Frankel, (FL) Laura, Friedman, (CA) Maxwell, Frost, (FL) John, Garamendi, (CA) Robert, Garcia, (CA) Jesús, García, (IL) Laura, Gillen, (NY) Daniel, Goldman, (NY) Maggie, Goodlander, (NH) Josh, Gottheimer, (NJ) Adam, Gray, (CA) Al, Green, (TX) Josh, Harder, (CA) Jahana, Hayes, (CT) Jim, Himes, (CT) Steven, Horsford, (NV) Chrissy, Houlahan, (PA) Val, Hoyle, (OR) Jared, Huffman, (CA) Glenn, Ivey, (MD) Sara, Jacobs, (CA) Hank, Johnson, (GA) Julie, Johnson, (TX) Sydney, Kamlager-Dove, (CA) Marcy, Kaptur, (OH) William, Keating, (MA) Robin, Kelly, (IL) Timothy, Kennedy, (NY) Rick, Larsen, (WA) John, Larson, (CT) George, Latimer, (NY) Susie, Lee, (NV) Summer, Lee, (PA) Teresa, Leger Fernandez, (NM) Mike, Levin, (CA) Sam, Liccardo, (CA) Stephen, Lynch, (MA) Seth, Magaziner, (RI) John, Mannion, (NY) Doris, Matsui, (CA) Lucy, McBath, (GA) April, McClain Delaney, (MD) Jennifer, McClellan, (VA) Betty, McCollum, (MN) Kristen, McDonald Rivet, (MI) Morgan, McGarvey, (KY) LaMonica, McIver, (NJ) Gregory, Meeks, (NY) Christian, Menefee, (TX) Robert, Menendez, (NJ) Grace, Meng, (NY) Gwen, Moore, (WI) Joe, Morelle, (NY) Kelly, Morrison, (MN) Jared, Moskowitz, (FL) Seth, Moulton, (MA) Kevin, Mullin, (CA) Richard, Neal, (MA) Donald, Norcross, (NJ) Johnny, Olszewski, (MD) Frank, Pallone, (NJ) Jimmy, Panetta, (CA) Chris, Pappas, (NH) Scott, Peters, (CA) Chellie, Pingree, (ME) Nellie, Pou, (NJ) Mike, Quigley, (IL) Delia, Ramirez, (IL) Emily, Randall, (WA) Luz, Rivas, (CA) Deborah, Ross, (NC) Raul, Ruiz, (CA) Mary Gay, Scanlon, (PA) Jan, Schakowsky, (IL) Brad, Schneider, (IL) Hillary, Scholten, (MI) Bobby, Scott, (VA) David, Scott, (GA) Terri, Sewell, (AL) Brad, Sherman, (CA) Lateefah, Simon, (CA) Darren, Soto, (FL) Melanie, Stansbury, (NM) Greg, Stanton, (AZ) Haley, Stevens, (MI) Marilyn, Strickland, (WA) Suhas, Subramanyam, (VA) Tom, Suozzi, (NY) Emilia, Sykes, (OH) Linda, Sánchez, (CA) Shri, Thanedar, (MI) Mike, Thompson, (CA) Bennie, Thompson, (MS) Dina, Titus, (NV) Jill, Tokuda, (HI) Paul, Tonko, (NY) Norma, Torres, (CA) Ritchie, Torres, (NY) Lori, Trahan, (MA) Lauren, Underwood, (IL) Juan, Vargas, (CA) Gabe, Vasquez, (NM) Marc, Veasey, (TX) James, Walkinshaw, (VA) Bonnie, Watson Coleman, (NJ) George, Whitesides, (CA) Nikema, Williams, (GA) Frederica, Wilson, (FL)
Breaking: The House just voted to block the release of congressional sexual misconduct reports They voted 357-65 to block it 182 Democrats & 175 Republicans voted to block it
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