I have to say, my mental health has improved greatly during all of this, thanks to one simple trick: logging onto this website once a day, seeing which human dildo-nunchucks said or did something fucked today, retweeting some stuff I agree with, then logging right the fuck off.

Fun statistic: New Zealand last World Cup defeat was a 4-0 loss against Brazil... 44 years ago, in 1982. They've been undefeated ever since.

A lot of people who talk a lot about neurodivergent accessibility and alt-texting everything are suddenly really cool with using that ungodly illegible Olivia Rodrigo IG font.

You just know that it absolutely kills him inside that - despite all that money - he still isn't funny.

issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"

she looks like a yassified philomena cunk

Time to deactivate 😉

Just to be clear, if this was the other way around, a Palestinian filmmaker mocking the sexual assault of Israelis, they would be banned from the festival for life

Charlie Pickering's success is the biggest mystery in Australian comedy. No jokes, no charisma, no memorably bits in a 30 year career. Australia's Bill Maher.

Bro spent days clowning on Arsenal's penalties performance only for destiny to hit with the ultimate UNO reverse card. Karma 😂

Used to get bantered for 4th, then it shifted to finishing 2nd. Now they’re trying to turn winning the league and losing a ucl final into banter. That’s just the goalposts moving as the level rises. Rival fans are hanging on for dear life, they know what’s coming.

"Another one"

Genuinely can’t make it up

A certain Chelsea fan who hadn't called me in years suddenly decided to call me in the afternoon on Saturday to tell me that PSG would beat us. I respectfully disagreed and rejected his prediction. Interestingly, he didn't call during the first half, nor did he call after the final whistle. But the moment we lost, my phone rang. Not only did he call to mock me, but he also had his phone on speaker while his friends joined him in laughing and making jokes at my expense. This is the same person who couldn't find the time to call and congratulate me when we won the league title, yet he was quick to reach out after a defeat. We shared some good memories as church friends years ago, but tonight marks the end of that friendship for me. I have blocked his number and will be removing him from all my social media platforms as well. Why am I sharing this? Because life has a way of revealing people for who they truly are. Sometimes, the signs come in the smallest situations. Yes, football comes with banter, and there is nothing wrong with healthy rivalry. However, some people use banter as a cover to display their real character. Over time, I have learned that not everyone who calls themselves a friend truly deserves that title. Some people only show up when they have an opportunity to mock, belittle, or celebrate your disappointment. I've had enough of such friendships, and I'm choosing peace over pretense. Congratulations to all us GOONERS. We move forward together.

Dave Portnoy is the world's dumbest man and it isn't even close.

My "Not planted by Sky Sports" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

Congrats to this girl for doing the impossible and getting my entire timeline to defend the man in the relationship

I saw another Twitter post mention that gamers need to understand what "Oscar bait" is to avoid getting this mad about game reviews.

*since 2nd May 2026