Author of The Ruins of Woodmanβs Village and Summer to Fall - fan of Remy Martin, Warren Zevon, Raymond Chandler, and Pre.
Joined November 2012
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Albert Waitt retweeted
Louder than the boos for the Spurs, louder than any boos I've heard in this building in a while.
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Trump returns to NYC tonight for the Knicks game, a city he is banned from operating a business in because a judge found him liable for major financial fraud.
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Jun 6
Please don't forget the Trump family is barred from ever running another charity in NY because they stole from a Children's Cancer Charity. A F**KING CHILDREN'S CANCER CHARITY!
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π¨ BREAKING: Crime in NYC has hit an all-time low under Zohran Mamdani.
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Graham Platner and Susan Collins both did a lot of really terrible things in the past. The biggest difference between them is that Platner has changed his ways while Collins continues to do really terrible things every single day.
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Vance and Rubio getting ready for thier 2028 presidential run.
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May 31
why can't Maine voters nominate a squeaky clean asexual McKinsey sociopath who would wear your skin like a wetsuit if it got them a promotion
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May 29
π¨NEW: @GrahamForMaine is plotting a political revolution against oligarchs - and leaders of both parties. Here's why they're scared.
My journey with the candidate who told me his plans to do what Dems never do: wield power.
Find the story at LeverNews [dot] com & pass it on
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Albert Waitt retweeted
Is it me or is @realdonaldtrump having a bad couple of days since @springsteen #EstreetBand and @tmorello played @natspark !!!
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A new study shows conservatives are dying at a faster rate than liberals from things like heart disease, cancer, and stroke, because Republican politicians have convinced them they canβt trust doctors.
So maybe thereβs hope. π
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Albert Waitt retweeted
May 29
I PROMISE YOU THAT THE UFC EVENT ON THE SOUTH LAWN WILL BE THE LARGEST GATHERING OF DOMESTIC ABUSERS AND SEXUAL PREDATORS IN WHITE HOUSE HISTORY π
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Albert Waitt retweeted
May 29
The most fitting group to play for the Freedom 250 concert would be the string quartet from the Titanic
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BAR OWNER: βYouβre OK at making drinks, but are you good at changing the channel on a TV?β
BARTENDER INTERVIEWEE: βI am the literal worst channel changer of all time.β
BAR OWNER: βYou start tomorrow.β
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Albert Waitt retweeted
I fixed the new Trump $250 bill
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BREAKING: California will impose a 100% tax on payments distributed from Trumpβs Jan. 6th βslush fund.β
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Private equity is taking our homes. It's taking our hospitals. It's taking beloved local businesses and stripping them for parts.
And now private equity is running the Red Sox into the ground.
Our new ad β¬οΈ
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Albert Waitt retweeted
So Tulsi Gabbard, who had her office raided just before she was set to disclose classified documents on JFK and MK Ultra last week, will now be stepping down to take care of "family matters."
Shocking.
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Albert Waitt retweeted
May 20
Effective tax rate paid by Jeff Bezos from 2014 to 2018: 0.98%
Effective 2025 federal tax rate paid by Amazon: 1.4%
Typical tax rate paid by the average American: 14.5%
Just thought I should point that out.
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Albert Waitt retweeted
Dear Thomas Massie,
Tear it all fucking down on your way out.
Sincerely,
America
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