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God Almighty
@almighty
I'm God. Duh.
Joined March 2007
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God Almighty
@almighty
28 Jan 2025
Why the fuck can't I find the lemonade powder at Walmart?
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God Almighty
@almighty
8 Jan 2025
Why is there not a dating service called "LunchMeat?"
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God Almighty
@almighty
27 Apr 2023
The green bubble on Slack is destroying the world. Drop this feature and save our planet
@SlackHQ
@salesforce
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God Almighty
@almighty
22 Apr 2023
Couldn't disagree more with the hype about In-N-Out Burger
@Innoutburger18
. Stale-ass fries straight out the fryer. Tasteless patty. Underwhelming sauce.
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God Almighty
@almighty
22 Apr 2023
So yeah, despite my name plastered all over their cups, I do not endorse.
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God Almighty
@almighty
3 Dec 2019
Cumin is the secret to meatloaf.
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God Almighty
@almighty
1 Dec 2019
Try to NOT eat pasta after reading Strega Nona. Impossible.
#streganona
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God Almighty
@almighty
1 Feb 2018
Wow.
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