I'm God. Duh.

Joined March 2007
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28 Jan 2025
Why the fuck can't I find the lemonade powder at Walmart?
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Why is there not a dating service called "LunchMeat?"
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27 Apr 2023
The green bubble on Slack is destroying the world. Drop this feature and save our planet @SlackHQ @salesforce !
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22 Apr 2023
Couldn't disagree more with the hype about In-N-Out Burger @Innoutburger18. Stale-ass fries straight out the fryer. Tasteless patty. Underwhelming sauce.
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22 Apr 2023
So yeah, despite my name plastered all over their cups, I do not endorse.
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Cumin is the secret to meatloaf.
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Try to NOT eat pasta after reading Strega Nona. Impossible. #streganona
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