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Lindsey Graham is Trump’s biggest enabler. Everything he criticised Trump for, he later endorsed. From racism to corruption. From bigotry to mad bat craziness. Lindsey even suggested that Trump must get a Nobel Prize. You can’t disconnect Trump from Graham. Get them both out
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LMAO whoever made this is a genius 😭🤣😂
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Neil White, English writer: Why do the British dislike Donald Trump? First of all, Trump lacks some of the qualities traditionally valued by the British. For example, he has no class, no charm, no composure, no credibility, no compassion, no wit, no warmth, no wisdom, no subtlety, no sensitivity. We like to laugh, and although Trump can be funny, he has never said anything witty or even mildly amusing—not once, ever. This particularly bothers the British—for us, the absence of humor is almost the same as the absence of humanity. And with Trump, this seems to be the case. He doesn’t even appear to understand what a joke is; his idea of humor is a crude remark, an illiterate insult, or a random act of cruelty. Trump is a troll, and like all trolls, he is never funny and never laughs. His mind is simple—like a bot running on petty prejudices and various nastiness, with no layer of irony, complexity, nuance, or depth. Everything is superficial. Some Americans may see this as a refreshing, progressive simplicity and authenticity. But we, the British, do not. We see it as a lack of inner life, a lack of soul. In Britain, we traditionally side with David, not Goliath. All our heroes are brave underdogs: Robin Hood, Dick Whittington, Oliver Twist. Trump is the opposite of that. He’s not even a spoiled rich boy or a greedy fat man—he’s more like a bloated white slug, a privileged Jabba the Hutt. He breaks all the rules of basic decency associated with the Marquess of Queensberry—he hits below the belt, something a gentleman would never do. He especially likes to strike the vulnerable or voiceless—and kicks them when they are down. His flaws are hard to miss, and the fact that at least one-third of Americans fail to notice them is shocking to the British. It is impossible to read any of his tweets or hear him speak even a couple of sentences without peering into an abyss. In fact, if Frankenstein had decided to create a monster made entirely of human flaws—he would have created Trump. “A man without a sense of humor is almost crippled to me,” — Pierre Richard.
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Obama prevented the war with Iran. In 2018, Trump pulled the U.S. out of the Iran nuclear deal. Over the next 6 years he did everything in his power to escalate the situation until finally, he attacked Iran. Iran has only retaliated after we attacked them. On the first day of the 2026 Iran war, the US military targeted an all girls school with a tomahawk precision guided missile and killed 160 little Iranian school girls.
President Trump is going to get thousands of our troops slaughtered and Israel has already lost the war. This will go down in history as the biggest war failure in modern history. Someone will be going to jail when this is over.
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Did you hear about the latest war crime?
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I did not expect to find myself nodding along to Tzipi Livni, Israel's former, and hawkish, Foreign Minister. Yet here we are. She is right on this: A State that treats the rule of law as optional, and human rights as conditional on race or nationality, irreparably corrodes itself. The decades-long project of violently subjugating Palestinians has not only harmed its victims. It has consumed Israel, from within.
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I used to wonder how it was possible that Trump could have won in 2016, and then again in 2024, given how emotionally toxic and depraved he is. I don’t wonder anymore. I think he won for that exact reason. Because he carried at least one broken shard to reflect the broken shards in millions of others. If you’re a racist, you found your guy. If you’re a misogynist, you found your guy. If money is your only religion, you found your guy. If your heart is armored shut, you found your guy. If you mock the disabled, you found your guy. If intelligence makes you insecure, you found your guy. If you’re a sexual predator, you found your guy. If you trade in humiliation and conspiracy and filth, you found your guy. If you’ve never done a single hour of emotional inventory, you found your guy. If you cheat, stiff contractors, bankrupt your obligations, and call it savvy, you found your guy. If you lie as easily as you breathe, you found your guy. If cruelty feels like strength, you found your guy. If white grievance is your comfort food, you found your guy. If your ego is a black hole no title can fill, you found your guy. If warmongering fuels your ego, you found your guy, If empathy feels like weakness and dominance feels like oxygen, you found your guy. If he’d only carried one or two of these pathologies, he might have been dismissed as just another loud, damaged man. But he carried a buffet of them. That was the appeal. Millions could locate themselves somewhere in the wreckage. They didn’t have to agree with all of it. They just had to recognize a piece of themselves in it. It was never really about him. It was about the validation. The absolution. The permission. He didn’t invent the resentment; he amplified it. He didn’t create the cruelty; he normalized it. He gave millions the intoxicating relief of hearing their ugliest impulses echoed back at rally volume. Trump is a symptom. The deeper illness is collective. If there’s one sentence that defines his power, it’s this: “He says the things I’m thinking.” And that’s the part that should chill us. Because what does it say about us that so many were thinking those things? That tens of millions of Americans harbored resentments so deep, so seething, that they were simply waiting for a demagogue to baptize them as virtue? That after decades of supposed progress on race, gender, and equality, so many white men felt so threatened, so displaced, so furious, that cruelty became a political platform? Maybe we were living in a fool’s paradise, mistaking silence for healing, politeness for progress. Now the mask is off. Now we know. And knowing is a far more dangerous place to stand. – Michael Jochum, Not Just a Drummer: Reflections on Art, Politics, Dogs, and the Human Condition.
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Feb 19
Who made this Arsenal song? 😂😭
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This message here if for Moroccans, especially those gaslighting Black Africans.
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BREAKING 🚨 🚨 During a rôbbery in Zimbabwe, the thiêf shouted to everyone in the bank: “Don’t move! The môney belongs to the State — your lives belong to you.” Everyone in the bank lay down quietly. This is called “Changing the way of thinking” — shifting the traditional mindset. When a woman lay provocatively on a table, the thief shouted: “Please be civilized! This is a robbery, not a råpe!” This is called “Being Professional.” Focus only on what you are trained to do! When the robbers returned home, the younger thiêf (who had an MBA) said to the older thiêf (who had only finished sixth grade): “Big brother, let’s count how much we got.” The older thiêf replied: “You’re so stupid! There’s too much money — it’ll take forever to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we stole.” This is called “Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more valuable than academic qualifications! After the rôbber's left, the bank manager told the supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said: “Wait! Let’s take $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million we’ve already embezzled.” This is called “Going with the flow.” Turning a disadvantageous situation into an advantage! The supervisor then said: “It would be great if there was a rôbbery every month.” This is called “Killîng boredöm.” Personal happiness is more important than work. The next day, the news reported that $100 million had been stolen from the bank. The rôbber's counted and counted but only found $20 million. Furious, they complained: “We risked our lives and only got $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million in an instant! Looks like it’s better to be educated than to be a thièf.” This is called “Knowledge is as valuable as gold.” Meanwhile, the bank manager smiled, relieved that his stock market losses were now covered by the robbery. This is called “Seizing the opportunity."” Dare to take risks! So… who are the real thievés? Just for fun😆 #followerseveryonehighlights
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Who the Fck done this 🤣🤣🤣

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back in the studio, so here's my goodbye thank you Ruben Amorim, we move on 🔴
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Shocker!!!
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The Iraq war in 2003 was at the behest of Netanyahu
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The Belgian Malinois is the most dangerous roommate you’ll ever regret. Now I really want one….
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Only a horrible human being would vote for Trump, FULL STOP. 😳👇
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My brother in the UK found out that he was not the biological father of his wife's child and she accused him of rape where there was consent for sex but no consent for ejaculation and got him arrested. This is the wild story. Apologies for the length.
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