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Joined September 2008
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18 Aug 2017
Just got my first freebie from BzzAgent — can’t wait to see what comes next! #MyFirstBzz
17 Jan 2015
#blessed"@73span: @73span date texts that she is "running 5 min late" .. I text back "no problem" #doubletree #likeaboss #casualFRIDAYS"
4 Feb 2013
@KissedbytheSun7 “@brianstelter: Empire State Building is suddenly glowing purple after the Ravens win. instagr.am/p/VS3pu5Md9B/

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14 Jan 2013
Not sure what this means, but I think I like it: @thegynomite: Anne Hathaway is the Taylor Swift of Gwyneth Paltrow. #goldenglobes
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22 Oct 2012
@KissedbytheSun7 HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEET FRIEND!!!
17 Sep 2012
“@jackburditt: Cleveland Browns fans, now is not the time to give up on your team. That time was weeks ago.” I think you mean years ago.
14 Sep 2012
@BarackObama: High five: x.com/BarackObama/status/246…” haha love the secret service around him

12 Sep 2012
@EmilyHaHa: Ooh - stage and screen set up at the Scientology Center today. Wonder what's going on... x.com/EmilyHaHa/status/24591…” we HAVE to go!!

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11 Sep 2012
“@QuoVadimusPDX: Anyone in PDX have a good frozen yogurt recommendation?” divine on mississippi or salt and straw on Alberta.
8 Sep 2012
@DannyZuker: Hey, my incredibly funny assistant is leaving for a new job today & as I forgot to get him a gift will you please” you hiring?
6 Sep 2012
@fakedansavage: That was good for me, America. How was it for you? #dnc2012 #billclinton #timeforacigar” I feel like I need a cigarette!
6 Sep 2012
@fakedansavage: "Are you listening in Michigan and Ohio?" God, I hope so. #dnc2012” im a voter in Ohio and I AM!
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6 Sep 2012
@EmilyHaHa: #thisspeechissofreakingood #DNC2012” duuuuuuude it's amazing!!
15 Aug 2012
@jack_welch: @robdelaney nice bathing suit” best hong I've see all day
14 Aug 2012
14 Aug 2012
Megalodon!!!!! More like MegaloAWESOME!!! #SHARKWEEK #CHOMPDOWN #BigTeeth
14 Aug 2012
Anxious to see Sharkzilla! Best night ever! #SHARKWEEEK