everywhere and nowhere
Joined September 2016
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People avoiding me after they’ve done me dirty is exactly what I expect. I don’t require closure. I get it. You’re a cowardly weasel. You were a weasel when you did it, you will likely respond to the situation as a weasel would.
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They’re #not me
Good morning & remember, he's texting other women. Go enjoy your summer
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No revenge because the woman I’ve become wouldn’t notice you.
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May 16
Sometimes I read a text and think what a crazy bitch and then press send
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Sometimes when the weed really hits I feel like the melted girl from the anti-weed ad in the 2000’s but the commercial doesn’t mention that it feels awesome when you’re just chillin
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Apr 15
80 degrees in NYC and I’m shoulder checking Europeans all over Times Square never kys
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ok girl boss!
“The Housemaid” author Freida McFadden has unveiled her true identity. She said her real name is Sara Cohen, and she works as a brain doctor when not writing books:
“I’m at a point in my career when I’m tired of this being a secret. I’m tired of people debating if I’m a real person or if I’m three men. I am a real person and I have a real identity and I don’t have anything to hide.”
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Apr 7
To those of you feeling like an idiot for voting for Trump, good that’s because you are.
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listening in 2026 it's like the bravest thing you can do open.spotify.com/album/5gcwr…
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Mar 8
if you are under 30 and live in nyc, you have the responsibility to get drunk and go to the club at least once a week. I don't care if you find it boring, its your moral duty.
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Mar 2
Remember in school they had kids separated.. HONORS classes, REGULAR classes and SLOW classes.. See the problem with social media is they got all of us on here together and we not supposed to be.
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when you're a 2024 grad that did it and still have the job 😭😭 feeling so grateful i could throw up
The US college underemployment rate is at crisis levels:
The underemployment rate for recent college graduates is up to 42.5%, the highest since the 2020 pandemic peak.
This means nearly half of all recent graduates are working jobs that do not require a college degree.
The rate also matches the levels seen during the 2008 Financial Crisis.
Furthermore, 52.0% of all college graduates are underemployed upon initial entry into the labor market.
Even 10 years after graduation, 45.0% of college graduates remain underemployed.
Criminal justice majors have the highest underemployment rate at 67.2%, followed by performing arts at 62.3%, medical technicians at 57.9%, liberal arts at 56.5%, and anthropology at 55.9%.
Americans are paying more than ever for a degree that no longer guarantees the career it promises.
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Feb 13
hey girl. i noticed you’ve never posted a political infographic on your instagram story. are you a nazi?
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Never regret the love you give. It returns to you in another time, in another person, in other circumstances, but it always comes back to you.
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Jan 10
eyesight so bad i almost saw something in him
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