Alexis 🫢🏽

Joined October 2016
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Woke up and remembered i caught Ohtani's 1st home run 🀩
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Jeeeeesus man yeah this set absolutely FUCKS. Common Rossi masterclass @_Rossidj youtu.be/PrTjyNLJIkI?is=Shve…
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Real Mexicans will be watching from work not calling out
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Me realizing giving 110% gets you the same paycheck as Susan who "forgets" to do her job:
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i randomly hate everyone once a month
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FINAL: We'll spare you the details.
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RT @HexPositive: Adulthood is making peace with the FOMO from skipping that $300 concert experience
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Work beef is so unnecessary like just do your job 😭
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Grocery shopping is so scary …… there are items that cost 6.99 that have never been 6.99 before
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when I am already in a bad mood and someone decides to have no fvcking common sense
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Can't believe it’s already June . Time flies when you work everyday of your fucking life
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β€œmy daughter stayed here a while back”

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when people think you're ignoring them but life got you like this
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𝓒𝓾𝓰π“ͺ𝓻𝓣𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓼 πŸͺ© retweeted
i write better than I speak, but think better than I write
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why is gengar lowkey the kuromi of straight men
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𝓒𝓾𝓰π“ͺ𝓻𝓣𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓼 πŸͺ© retweeted
The final stage of your career is being silent in meetings.
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God is good.
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𝓒𝓾𝓰π“ͺ𝓻𝓣𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓼 πŸͺ© retweeted
I wish to make an official statement - I do not want to go to work tomorrow
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