Elon wants me to buy a pig in a poke. Ok.. I am giving it a try, just so I can get back my tweetdeck..

Joined April 2016
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I have been on twitter a long time... and done a lot of tweeting.. look at my numbers... Twitter keeps accounts like mine suppressed. It is called shadow banning, and it is very real.
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Shrimp tacos tonight.
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‘Harold Harvey (1874-1941) ‘In the Kitchen’ Newlyn School of Artists Stylish ladies in a bohemian way Think I’ve see this as a VIrago book cover These shoes love
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I have just been arrested by the police in Madrid, Spain. My phone and passport have been seized but I had a second phone in my pocket so I’m writing this from the back of the police car. I was at Puerta del Sol for just 5 minutes. Police told me I cannot have conversations in the public square. I researched the law and spoke with a lawyer and.they are wrong.
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Out in gorgeous Pennsylvania today at a mini-family reunion near the old family farm. Planning on being in DC tomorrow if all goes well 👍
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I'm from Texas. Here are some helpful tips for Knicks Fans: What You Should Know Before Visiting San Antonio: 1. It's not cheese dip. It's queso. 2. Sweet tea isn't a beverage. It's the official wine of the South. 3. "Bless your heart" is not always a compliment. Context matters. A lot. 4. If someone says they're "fixin' to" do something, no repairs are involved. 5. A breakfast taco is a perfectly acceptable breakfast, lunch, dinner, and late-night snack. Get one asap. 6. The speed limit is merely a suggestion to the pickup truck behind you. 7. "Y'all" is singular. "All y'all" is plural. 8. No, you cannot survive June by "just walking a few blocks." 9. The Alamo is smaller than you imagined. Don't say it out loud. 10. If a local says, "It's not that hot today," and it's 96 degrees, they mean it. 11. Guacamole is considered a vegetable. 12. The phrase "Texas-sized" is not marketing. It's a warning. 13. You may develop strong opinions about salsa before the weekend is over. 14. When someone waves from another vehicle, they're being friendly. Wave back. 15. Chili does not contain beans. This is not a debate. 16. If you ask for "just a little spicy," the outcome is entirely at the restaurant's discretion. 17. Texans put hot sauce on things that already contain hot sauce. 18. Cowboys exist, but most Texans commute by pickup, not horseback. 19. A 20-minute drive can somehow be 35 miles away. 20. If someone offers homemade brisket, cancel your other plans immediately. 21. H-E-B is not a grocery store. It is a way of life. 22. The stars at night are big and bright...!!! Yes, people will expect you to know what comes next. 23. "A little outside town" can mean 45 minutes away. 24. If you hear, "Well, that's interesting," it may mean the exact opposite. By the end of your trip, you'll be saying "y'all," ordering queso, and arguing about barbecue like you've lived in Texas your whole life. Welcome to Texas - stay safe and enjoy the game!
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Incredible
WE HAVE A BALD EAGLE MAKING AN ENTRANCE AT THE UFC FREEDOM 250 WEIGH INS [ #UFCWhiteHouse | SUNDAY, JUNE 14 | 8PM ET LIVE on @ParamountPlus ]
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I can’t describe how beautiful these large models are. I found his work on Instagram and was amazed sr_de_la_torre maker I can’t take things off Instagram sadly I had to research to find Hampton Court Palace Chateaux de Marly They are huge and lavishly decorated
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Chicks are very busy doing chick stuff this morning! All are getting feathers now!!!
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British Police Terrorise & ASSULT a 5 year old White Child. British police officers violently pull a five-year-old boy out of his father's arms & they arrest the father. The boy is terrified & runs, the Police chase him & violently twist his arms behind his back almost dislocating both shoulders. They drag him to the cop car, throw him in & slam the door on his hand. The poor terrified child is hysterical & screaming. This is absolutely disgusting. WTF is going on in the UK? This is a 5 YEAR OLD CHILD 😡 Communist Britain 🇬🇧
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Now that’s what you call a proper welcome.
Our room for the coming days in Houston. I don’t even know what to say about this. This is just unreal. No words. Huge huge thank you to JJ Watt for giving me and my friends the opportunity to stay at a place like this🙏🙏🙏
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This is so insane😭😭😭
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Hard to believe it's been four days since we got the news of my brother's death and learned that his dear wife had died on Christmas Eve. Life is forever changed for us. The shock turned to sadness, then numbness and now a tiredness that goes deep. Watching an episode of The Repair Shop on Prime TV earlier a gentleman commented that we should never lose our zest for life. That's my problem at the moment. I know my zest for life will return but for the time being my energy is very low. It's not despair or depression. Just an incredible feeling of loss that I have not felt with the death of any other family member over the years. He didn't just die at home. He took his life. And it breaks my heart that he was so lost and alone without Susan, overcome with nightmares from decades ago that came back to haunt him. He was a New Mexico State Trooper in 1980 during the Santa Fe prison riot. The only person he ever spoke to about it was my husband, the cop. It was bad. Very bad. PTSD is a terrible thing. It takes a toll and just when you think you've got it licked it gut punches you. Again. Please pray for our law enforcement and military members. Life deals blows that some never recover from and good people like my brother, Wade, suffer every day.
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Ancient blood memory returning, the German is on edge heading into French territory
This is so insane😭😭😭
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My daughters requested an America 250 themed birthday party. 🇺🇸🗽🦅🎂 When setting up I thought about how special it is to have children who love their country so much they wanted to share a birthday with it. 🥹
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the greatest President and to the greatest flag the world has ever seen! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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He made it 🥳
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Fixed and going back to Tennessee tomorrow...we were all going but I have too many flowers/plants/vegetables to care for at the moment.
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My prep time is atrocious, but the results are good. More pineapple mango salsa for shrimp tacos tonight.
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Replying to @CaffMomREDACTED
No, you can't keep it. Take it back to the animal shelter.
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Telling Tucker I’m working a double today and he’s not feeling it.
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LOL I. Am. Dead.
So let me get this straight: * You apparently made such an impression in HS that the fucking DEAN felt it necessary to tell you that you were worthless and would be dead soon (he clearly was only half right). * You allowed yourself to become a single mother of TWO kids when/before you were college aged. *While in college with 2 kids and no father present, you STILL let yourself get knocked up again, which led to an abortion * You went and got a MASTERS in fucking ENGLISH and are using that to teach a HIGH SCHOOL ENGLISH CLASS and are mad at the world that it's not paying well?? * You managed to spend $100,000 on a Masters degree that fucking HARVARD offers for less than half of that, let alone other schools that offer it for even less *Somewhere is this mess of a life, you felt it prudent to get 40 tattoos (schools notoriously love that in their teachers...) * All of this, and yet you choose to live in a place others "dream of vacationing" despite CLEARLY not being able to afford it Elon Musk has absolutely nothing to do with the abundance of shitty choices YOU made, and YOUR lack of ownership and accountability about your shitty life. Your life will never get better because you are the problem and you refuse to admit it.
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