ALT Panel 1 A figure addresses an audience from a lectern: "Welcome to the IWAS*! Today I'm Going to talk about ARPs* in our communications." Notes *1 Institute-Wide Abbreviation seminar *2 Abbreviation-Related Problems Panel 2 She continues "These fall into two categories:" gesturing to a screen wshich reads: 1. ROAs* 2.WUAs* Notes *3 Ridiculously Obscure Abbreviations *4 Wrongly-Used Abbreviations Panel 3 She says: "...In conclusion: Stick to WRAs* and use them correctly and sparingly." One of the audience thinks "WTF!" Notes *5 widely-recognised Abbreviations *6 Well, that's fascinating.

ALT Panel One: A sportscaster speaks to a television camera "You join us just in time for the annual booksellers versus librarians tug of war." Panel Two: We see the participants warming up as he continues... "Two very strong teams this year, they’ve both been in training since February. As always, the real skill in this match is not to start chatting about boo-" Panel Three: "Too late!! A pair of librarians are discussing the new Margaret Atwood! A crowd is forming! The booksellers are joining in! It's all over!!" We see all the participants chatting. Panel Four: The sportscaster finishes up to the camera: "The rope lies untouched! The discussions continue! We have a draw for 325th year in a row! Join us again next year!" End. Bonus alt-text Content: Fun fact! The first tug of war was between the staff of Cranston Library and those of Daniel Midwinter Booksellers www.cranstonlibraryreigate.com/ www.blogs.nottingham.ac.uk/manuscripts/2017/11/10/booksellers/

ALT Image: three figures in protective suits watch from behind a screen as a child approaches a door-like mechanical structure in which stands a man. Between them is an amorphous glowing shape. Caption: Scientists at the institute of halloween studies have succeeded in creating "The treak": a quantum state that is simultaneously trick and treat. It is stable for a millionth of a second before decaying into a half-hearted prank and a mediocre candy bar.