Past 5 days every cicd perf update from devops crashes a different stage.

if fable 5 agrees to do your work instead of downgrading you to opus, you’re in the permanent underclass

App where Europeans book local Americans to show them around the top sights in their town (Taco Bell, 7/11) & share the lore from back in the day. Pay me.

Spurs need to spam that play where someone drives & simply throws the ball somewhere within 5’ of basket for Wemby to lay in. I know ball.

Pro tip for healthmaxxing. All you have to do is eat this for every meal five days a week and you’ll end up killing yourself shortly after.

girlypops are deploying agentic first date humiliations. game’s gone. 100% over.

remaining todos: -taco bell -ai slop

Token prices goin up, stock prices going down. Bad combination for your boy. It's over. $QQQ

startups will create a "war room" and it's just 3 guys looking at some AWS logs

The way poppi got all their flavours to taste like Robitussin must be studied.

right monitor is 20 codex instances. left monitor has situational awareness on autoscroll. center monitor is my word doc mainfesto. two keyboards, one for both hands. left airpod is dwarkesh x eric jang, 3x speed. right airpod tchaikovsky. meta quest 3 overlays my HUD: heart rate, words per minute, blood caffeine content. one assistant hooks me to an iv of chinese peptides, cocktail. the other feeds me kimchi. my unitree robot steps in when my posture slouches. blue light beams down on me in my herman miller chair. efficiency. no wasted movement. no wasted thoughts. think you can keep up with me? good luck. this is just for my morning emails.

Not even MechaHitler @grok could come up with a clip like this

Me after ricing my Dasher loadout for $9000.

FED'S GOTTA CUT

you can just build things

Anthropic onboarding day: Michael Scott introducing Karpathy like he just signed Wemby in free agency.

Karpathy dropped his claude dot em dee on github. It's only 1 page long, believe it or not. That's the last piece, my b2b saas is gonna take off now. No permanent underclass for me. We should join up mac minis.

xillennial coworker hit me with a “but i am le tired” and it stopped me in my tracks

Consumer Sentiment all time lows. Congrats to all involved.