Peter Mandelson’s had a torrid few days, hounded on his doorstep by the Daily Mirror press pack, so naturally, he took a little breather with Prince Andrew at Pizza Express.
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So pleased to have finally left @tescomobile. Apart from being in their superstore, we had zero signal in our area!! Disappointed and never to be recommending them at all. Plenty of complaints from 2023. 👋🏼Bye.
As his mother is Scottish, @realDonaldTrump could apply for British citizenship. He could then run as PM at the next election that would coincide with the end of his tenure as president.
Can you imagine the lefty breakdown?
Well done to the Lioness winning the Nonsense Pottery Trophy.
Those penalties were borderline embarrassing again.
Don’t ever ask for equal pay again.
Youse are miles off it.
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