I write software. Principal Engineer @observiq working on BindPlane and OpenTelemetry.
Joined September 2007
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19 Nov 2024
Excited to see Morrissey @officialmoz tomorrow in Flint at @thefim! The show is sold out but there are still Capitol Club seats available.
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24 Apr 2023
Nearly all negative articles about EVs are about non-@Tesla EVs (this one is about a Kia). Typically the complaint is about the charging infrastructure. Keep that in mind when shopping. I will never buy another gas car. apple.news/ADPAIvbIHQlOuIFw6…
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18 Apr 2023
#Observability Day is in full swing and we are ready for opening day tomorrow at #KubeConEU! Stop by Booth S109 to chat observability pipelines and pick up some swag!
What are you most looking forward to?
👍 Keynotes
👏 Sponsor Solutions
❤️ Breakout Sessions
😂 The Parties
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29 Mar 2023
PSA: Remember to round your floats! 11 decimal places is 11 more than necessary. Also, I tried to figure how an increase of 153 was 2.2% but I’ve already thought about this too much.
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29 Oct 2022
When I upgrade my phone, I get new hardware and keep my software. If I upgrade my @tesla I get new hardware and have to buy the software again. Discourages upgrading.
Andy Keller retweeted
11 Aug 2022
The rumors are true! Bindplane OP - the first open source observability pipeline built for @opentelemetry - is officially out of beta and available for all! Instrument once. Send anywhere. Check it out - open source and free to all! observiq.com/blog/bindplane-…
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12 Jul 2022
Dear airlines, please make it as easy to share my flight info via text as it is to share my wordle. And don't include the price. Airports, dates, times.
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16 Jun 2022
If you've been wondering what I've been working on, it's now available in beta! I'm really proud of our team at observIQ for all of their hard work.
16 Jun 2022
Today we’re excited to launch a beta of BindPlane OP, the first open source observability pipeline built for @opentelemetry.
Building on BindPlane Legacy, BindPlane OP has been completely re-designed to give you full control over your telemetry data.
observiq.com/blog/introducin…
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Andy Keller retweeted
18 May 2022
The future of telemetry is open source. That’s why @googlecloud and observIQ are teaming up to support the expansion of @opentelemetry!
observiq.com/blog/observiq-e…
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18 May 2022
My home HVAC has 2 temperatures, one for A/C and another for Heat. Anywhere in between it uses zero energy. Why do cars only ever have one? I would heat at 67 and cool at 74 and save energy.
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26 Oct 2021
Just shared a link to the new @apple MacBook Pros and it looks like the metadata is a little outdated. Core i5 and i7 processors!
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@NBCOlympics, the quantity and timing of your commercials during your surfing coverage is maddening. Commercials every couple of minutes. Surfers could be mid-wave, or announcers mid-sentence and you abruptly cut to commercial. Terrible!!
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16 Jun 2021
This was a really fun feature to build and I'm happy to see people using it.
16 Jun 2021
🚨 Upcoming Webinar: Introducing Live Tail 🚨
In this #webinar, Mike Kelly, CTO, and co-founder of observIQ will provide a guided tour of observIQ’s exciting new feature, Live Tail!
Register below👇
brighttalk.com/webcast/15241…
#livetail #logmanagement #logmonitoring
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11 Jun 2021
Spatial Audio sounds great. The promise of SACD without having to rebuy all of my music.
22 Apr 2021
It's going to be an exciting year and we're growing our team!
21 Apr 2021
⭐ Now Hiring! ⭐
Looking to join the observIQ team? Check out our open positions! observiq.com/about/careers/
#hiring #nowhiring #joinourteam #recruitment
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Andy Keller retweeted
15 Apr 2021
🚨 New Blog! 🚨
Learn just how easy it is to collect, parse, and visualize #Windows Events from multiple Windows machines with observIQ – all in less than 5 minutes – without needing to set up any 3rd-party tools. Read below! 👇
observiq.com/blog/how-to-col…
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Andy Keller retweeted
7 Apr 2021
Ready to simplify your log management? ⚡
Take a free trial of observIQ for a spin. No credit card needed, no sales reps to talk with. Just you and your logs ❤️
Get started here 👉 app.observiq.com/sign_up/?ut…
#logmanagement #observability #stanza #opentelemetry
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