i was born on a pirate ship and multiple universes split off from there
Joined February 2012
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6 Sep 2025
I am creating a clothing store for your goth gf and her friends. There will be loyalty points. Unlike most points shit, we really don't care if you buy and sell them on other markets. Can we get this thing to bond?
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Just playing the cyberpunk DLC for the first time. The president is like a badass that can fight. That's what made you great America. Not scammer old man real estate interior decorators.
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Gotta say the drunken sailors at freedom 250 are wearing a way more sexy outfit than the ring girls tonight. #ufc
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I don't have kids but I volunteered in the youth theater and most of them are dumb livestock. But this one person is in the gifted class like I was and I am kinda worried about how she will also be treated worse than a cow.
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Sell me all of it. I will buy every last one. Accidently went above 4.8% and split into another wallet but pumpfun still says I have like 5.5. Just worried I scare people. Don't worry the only one I will full dump on is that MM, LJzN51, that trades a million coins
Mar 19
there are things that might surprise you
some are coming, some not
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dID U NO Nina built a budgeting app in @Base44 but if I was the boss I would just say thanks and give her a starbucks gift card and fuck her then replace her with AI
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Technically the rules are the same in Ontario. Just a topless women at the beach everyone is looking and that's probably uncomfortable. If you want to see more boob do not look directly at it. Act like they are the sun.
Community note
Topless swimming for women has been allowed in Berlin's public pools since a March 2023 clarification of existing rules. berlin.de/en/news/808409β¦ bbc.com/news/world-eurβ¦
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Me a hotter (non-trans) woman from Grindr today than I have ever met IRL from Tindr. Like wtf.
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I want to go to a pride event and wear a cute Hello Kitty skirt but I am not sure how I secure my belongings with only 1 easily pickable pocket. Advice #lgbt community or standard girls that do these kind of things? Don't want a bag. Its a dancing thing. Saftey pin it closed?
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Oh wait you can get these wrist mount things for phone and be like a character from Fallout. Kinda suits the overall vibe I will be going for tbh
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Done and ordered. This is really leveling up my shit carrying game making clothing almost obsolete for such purposes!
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Fat Mike if the bestez Peterson is ever shook hands with at barrie warped tour like even above that girl I lucked her pussy out and the dating sitter girl encouraging me to do gay poarn @FatMike_of_NOFX
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just realized if I lean against my dishwasher at the last part of it's cycle it gives my ass the steam bath of the century. New addiction unlocked.
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oh damn these pants are like soaked now. totally worth it tho. Maybe next time a bathing suit or naked. Maybe do it for the cam site. They like that kinda thing.
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I would take her even if she is homeless and probably going to steal from me to buy crack
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Beach parking pass was a great investment I can tell already. It's like awww market is down or just gotta wait for target sell prices. I just go touch sand and see hot women wearing minimal clothes.
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I need to get mom to go to costco and get me like the mega supersized sunscreen.
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Like can you just get a man sized barrel of if then I just hop in for a sec and all done. Save time. Increase efficientciy.
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