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No puedo creer que las peores cosas en este mundo sean tener trabajo y no tener trabajo.
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El problema de la vivienda explicado con palomiteros de Yoshi:
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Windows 98 Underwater Screensaver (1998)
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cuando son las ocho de la mañana y todo parece posible, pero ahora son las cuatro de la tarde y ya no hay nada que se pueda hacer

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goodbye seasonal depression, HELLO body dysmorphia season
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ChatGPT no podría nunca
antes de que existiera chat gpt para resolver toda tu existencia, estaba yahoo respuestas donde un cabron de bolivia tenía el mismo problema que tú y otro wey de brasil le respondía y así nos salvaban a todos 🚬
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POV: It's your day off tomorrow and you don't need to set your daily alarm and suddenly it starts raining
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La brasileña que dijo que los gringos tienen tan poca cultura que tienen que robarse la de las abuelas latinas y la que dijo que corea del sur es un país tan infértil que ni las plantas ni los seres humanos se reproducen, se están disputando el nobel de literatura
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chicas espero que cuando seamos abuelas llevemos trinkets en los andadores en plan así
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assembling an anti-doomscrolling collection
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trying to fix my sleep schedule but the world is so nice and quiet from 12 to 5 am
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Video games are a healthier use of time than social media scrolling.
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Todos jugando a Animal Crossing en plena situación mundial crítica… oh welcome back 2020
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*goes to church for the first time in a decade* Pastor: “the devil is among us today” Me:
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6 Dec 2025
My wife stopped saying "thank you" when I did the dishes. I noticed. I was offended. "I'm helping," I thought. "Where's the gratitude?" One night I said it out loud. "I did the dishes. Again." She looked at me like I'd asked for a medal. "You live here too." That's when it hit me. I wasn't "helping." I was living in my own house and acting like a guest who occasionally tidied up. She didn't need help. She needed a partner who stopped waiting to be thanked for what he should've been doing anyway. Your wife doesn't need a helper. She needs a man who stops keeping score.
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23 Nov 2025
men being terrifying in every species
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So dramatic 😂😂😂😂
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