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Joined April 2009
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I still think MMA fights are gross and should not take place on the White House lawn
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Itโ€™s the 35th anniversary of Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves. Kevin Costner was the star, but Alan Rickman ran away with the movie. He turned the Sheriff down twice, then demanded full creative control. Once he got it, he went all-in and made a top-tier โ€™90s villain. Legend.
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Mental illness.
Bana kimse bunun normal, insani bir giyim tarzฤฑ olduฤŸunu anlatamaz. Bu, iลŸkenceden baลŸka bir ลŸey deฤŸil...
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The HR department after I do my Dave Chappelle impression (again)
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Richmond Sailfest. USA 250 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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Itโ€™s USA. Itโ€™s the red, white, and blue. This is the World Cup. Our golden generation. Win at all costs.
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Well done, sir.
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C'mon my fellow Americans. Our team is playing at an international event we are hosting! USA!
World Cup matchday on home soil. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ We'll be watching, Jedi! ๐Ÿค
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Americans who watch baseball and say soccer is boring are so funny to me
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I'm honestly tired of all the American posts trashing the World Cup. Cheer for the home team! ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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Are the Scottish familiar with Skoal or Red Man?
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Believe it or not, Los Angeles is in a different time zone from the East Coast.
Why the fuck is the usaโ€™s game at 9pm
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Amazing how much older people looked back in the day. Sean Connery was 28 years old in Indiana Jones and the last Crusade.
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The very obnoxious opposing pro se (unrepresented) party, who kept trying to talk over the judge at the hearing this morning, has now started emailing chambers trying to relitigate and reargue the court's decision.

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The subpoena department from a major bank called me back about discovery. My AI receptionist took their name and phone number. However, I am skeptical that "apenis@bankofamerica.com" is the correct email address provided.
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I have been going to Kroger since I was an infant. One thing I really appreciate is that Kroger often has workers with cognitive disabilities. The same lovely woman has been saying hello to me at this Kroger for over 10 years. My parents' neighbor has been bagging groceries at their Kroger for over 40 years.
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