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Some might say I used to be @/Cobham_Kemba But that account violated X's terms & conditions and I never have, so...
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First game I've been able to catch in a while (thankfully), and Estevao off Garnacho on within 15 minutes. I can't do it, sorry guys.
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Information just has no consequence anymore. Like if this came out in any other era it would be The Main Thing for a long time. Now it's just like yeah I guess that makes sense.
RFK Jr. once chopped off a dead raccoon's penis to 'study later' while on a family road trip trib.al/GRIk0oS
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Draymond the ultimate troll
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Apr 17
🚨 BREAKING: Cole Palmer: “I’ve got no plans to move club, and when I see it I just laugh. Obviously Manchester is my home. All my family are there, but I don’t miss it. Maybe I’ll miss it if I don’t go for three months or something. But then when I get home I think there’s nothing there for me anyway” theguardian.com/football/202…
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Please god, no
Here in North Carolina and around the country, gas prices are too high. This is a direct result of Donald Trump's war of choice in Iran, and the American people are paying the price.
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I think this video should get sent into space it should outlive us all and be a memory of who we were
From kiss cam to forever in just 10 seconds
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This meme explains like 75% of right wing politics btw.
Tbf men who are mad about women in sports also tend to be endlessly mad about their schoolteachers and mothers.
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Jorginho: Set pieces are like homework — we can’t forget about the game’s beauty The former Chelsea and Arsenal midfielder is enjoying a new lease of life in Brazil with Flamengo having lost his "fire" under Mikel Arteta ✍️ @JamesGheerbrant thetimes.com/sport/football/…
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Cole Palmer 23/24 was the best player in the world
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Even when they broken clock, the underlying epistemics are always bad.
The far left youth are anti-israel but the least anti-semitic. The far right youth is anti-israel and the most anti-semitic.
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Watching a Steph heater you can almost understand how so many of his fans developed such severe psychological issues. It really does fry your fucking neurons even now at 37. I don't know how you'd go back afterward. It's like that myth that LSD is stored in the spine forever.
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At least 88 of the largest corporations in America paid no federal corporate income taxes in their most recent fiscal year, per ITEP
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Far right Americans trying to pivot to being anti Israel is so funny. Bro, that’s your son! That’s little you!
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People post this and get so close to the root of the problem but then blame it on some Jewish conspiracy instead of a cabal of billionaires
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made peace with chelsea being shit for the rest of time

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There are over 1000 pages in the DSM
Unpopular Fact: The Right is more diverse than the Left.
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This nigga wearing 13s in the final 4 cuz he want IG pics and twisted his shit lol
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If MI getting to a Natty (and likely winning) in year two of May’s tenure after acquiring three NBA frontcourt players last offseason isn’t enough motivation to empty the bank account on a top tier portal C this summer then I’m not sure anything ever will be.
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Whoever made that “why argue with Arsenal fans when you can just wait” tweet has to go down as one of the greatest mind’s of our generation
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