Joined February 2009
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I don't even have to tell anyone why I'm back this time do I.
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The presiding officer dipped my voting slip in his coffee, tried to dry it, and told me it would be counted even though it was soggy. Really. #LocalElections
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25 Apr 2024
How's your day going? I was followed around Waitrose by the security guard.
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23 Jan 2024
I came back to twitter for a couple of hours to witness Joey Bartons public meltdown first hand.
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13 Sep 2023
I'm just here for the easyjet toilet video, be out of your way again shortly
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27 May 2022
Liam Gallagher C'mon You Know clear vinyl @dancon22 @ActionRecords 💙
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26 May 2022
C'mon You Know
23 May 2022
All over it @dancon22
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28 Feb 2022
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12 Feb 2022
Twitter was actually quite good before the general public discovered it #MyTwitterAnniversary
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29 Jan 2022
If @spotify doesn’t immediately remove @joerogan, I will release new music onto the platform. #youwerebeautiful
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29 Jul 2021
Mooney Rooney
29 Jul 2021
I have returned to twitter for the Rooney fart video
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20 Jul 2021
Office aircon, remember that

ALT Ted Striker Sweating - Airplane GIF

FYI I've logged into twitter to see if anyone else thought Anneka Rice was high on bake off.
30 Sep 2020
Ey up
Me encanta la entrevista a @anthonyblake en el periódico Vaguada.es @GRUPOVAGUADA - Mira #evolución #pandemia #coronavirus #presente #aquíyahora #entrevista 👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉vaguada.es/2020/09/30/anthon…
30 Sep 2020
I just spent 10 minutes looking for the watch I'm wearing.
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