on semipermanent hiatus due to management condoning proponents of American political violence. can’t say when/if I’ll be back (maybe when he has to sell it)

Joined April 2009
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18 Nov 2022
Well folks, in case #RIPTwitter happens tonight, so long then. it’s been emotional. Afterparty @jhayden@mastodon.online. IG @anviljack

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OK y'all, mark this on your calendars because at 8PM Eastern we are beginning the reading of Hillbilly Elegy brought to you by me, the whiskey I'll be drinking, and the people who buy the whiskey to keep me reading.
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Hi it’s me Thanks for all the lovely wishes Here’s what to do with that energy: hit up your next local council meeting and give them hell for me Tell them I said I sent you <3
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4 Apr 2024
KEY PHRASE: SQUID GUT SLURRY WASHED ASHORE #2024mmm #ifYoureLearningYoureWinning
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if you have appreciated the MMM illustrators combatant artwork at any time in the last 10 tournaments, please thank them with a tax-deductible donation at their newly launched 501(c)(3)!!! zeffy.com/en-US/donation-for… #2024MMM
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29 Mar 2024
Is Sperm Whale more a Ralpher or does he Barf? One wonders #2024MMM (#LearnedReference to, I think, Secaucus Seven)
Replying to @Mammals_Suck
Sperm Whale is slowly swimming when his stomach clenches & he vomits out... SQUID BEAKS! (Evans 1982; Cherel 2021) #2024MMM
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29 Mar 2024
THE FIGHT YOU’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR E P I C A N I M A L S #2024MMM
LAST UP: 1-seed Sperm Whale (Physeter macrocephalus) vs. 2-seed Giant Squid (Architeuthis dux) #2024MMM
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29 Mar 2024
Elephant seal gets #Durgavitched! #2024MMM
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29 Mar 2024
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING #2024MMM
Replying to @Emerald772Liz
We sample WITH replacement in #2024MMM Random Habitats.
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Tonight the SWEET SIXTEEN!!! #2024MMM
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21 Mar 2024
#2024mmm honeybee and my bracket, actual footage

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HONEY BEE OUTLASTS FOREST ELEPHANT!!! #2024MMM
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21 Mar 2024
#2024mmm hashtag boost
Replying to @alyb_batgirl
...just as the #MMMagic takes hold, instead dropping him on a wooden fence post, being blasted by the cold, stiff breeze of Wyoming! Wrinklenosed Bat (Carl) pulls his mask up his fast against the chill and wraps his wings in tight #2024MM

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#2023MMM folks wondering why figs generate such fervor among long time fans... there's a story there...

ALT Young man in an old man costume with big bushy grey eyebrows and beard holding a staff while saying "gather round! gather round!"

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15 Mar 2024
YUCK! #2024MMM
Replying to @Mammals_Suck
Together the two shrews tumble INTO THE PITCHER PLANT a gruesome fluid stew of poop, pee, bug sludge & digestive enzymes! (Chin et al. 2010) #2024MMM
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Warm water leads to hurricanes. That's the tweet.
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A new special issue of Science investigates social media’s impact on elections through a pioneering collaboration between independent academics and Meta researchers. Learn more: scim.ag/3vL #SocialMediaAndElections
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24 Jul 2023
This wins the internet
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The United States of Science Challenge starts tomorrow. Want to get your state a head start before the official launch? Each bubble represents classes we matched w/ scientists this year. $10 donations fill bubbles. 1st region to fill their bubbles wins! givebutter.com/US_Science_20…
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