the banal evil that is America shall some day cease, if it's not today may it be tomorrow
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New York operates on a kind of magical realism that makes things like this not only possible but commonplace
Jun 12
Knicks fan threw a banana into the crowd and it promptly came back to him 😭🍌👏
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Bloomberg is owned by the world's 18th richest man.
Billionaires emit more carbon in one hour than a poor person does in a lifetime.
This is propaganda.
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If I cure cancer I will get very rich. And a bunch of people on this site will apparently find my sudden wealth outrageous.
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Jun 14
Not believing in science can really bite you in the ass.
$14 million “beautification” and just 3 days later it looks worse than ever because there was a reason we didn’t paint the reflecting pool dark colors like “American flag blue.” Mainly that it would raise the water temp and cause rapid algae growth.
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Jun 13
How many edges does the U.S. need before it looks right?
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They've destroyed so much of the place they had to put up a picture of the Whitehouse in front of the Whitehouse like some Coyote and Roadrunner visual gag.
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Jun 13
It would be less embarrassing to believe in the Tooth Fairy than this
Jun 12
I am filled with optimism at the fact that the world's first trillionaire was made not by hedge funds or market manipulation, but by building the infrastructure to take America to the stars.
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Meep meep ass locale
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Jun 13
if you squint at the word trillion it looks like guillotine
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Jun 11
Getting hit by one of these at full speed and all evidence of me even being there in the first place is wiped away instantly
Jun 10
China launches high-speed road sweeper that operates at 80 km/h and clears dust and stones in just 7 seconds.
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Jun 11
The 5th rule of gun safety is cops should do this more often.
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Jun 11
Honestly, i don't understand this economy when nursing homes are so expensive they bankrupt our grandparents but nursing home aides need to use food banks.
daycare is so expensive it eats up one parent's entire paycheck and yet daycare providers only make $10/hr and need second jobs.
college costs hundreds of thousands of dollars and puts students into debt for life and yet we have thousands of professors living in their cars.
everything we need is astronomically expensive and yet almost none of the money we pay is going towards the people actually doing the work and providing the services.
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