under the gun again | a place out of misery, my fantasy

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Replying to @beffjezos
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business process as code
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increasingly convinced everyone is going a little bonkers
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Incredible

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anyone whose dug through the Hermes skill catalogue, anything worth using?
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It's finally here. The official Hermes Desktop app. Available on all platforms.
The next evolution of Hermes Agent is here! Introducing Hermes Desktop: everything you love about Hermes, now native on your machine. First demoed in Jensen's GTC keynote, it's now in public preview.
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asking the judge if i can double or nothing my sentence
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you’re right, you did set a stop loss, that’s my bad - you lost $80k would you like to use buy now pay later for your handgun purchase?
JUST IN: Robinhood is rolling out AI agents that can trade stocks & make credit card purchases on users’ behalf via tools like Claude.
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nothing is certain, but shrewd, well-informed planning, a determined use of every possible advantage, and a continuous awareness and acceptance of an ever-shifting environment can raise the odds
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PICARD: Data, shields up DATA: Brilliant! Shields can reduce damage we sustain. Not immunity. Not hubris. Just prudence. It's not precaution—it's strategy. [camera shakes] WORF: HULL BREACHES ON NINE DECKS DATA: Here's what happened: you told me to raise shields, and I didn't
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its hard out here for a pimp, when he tryna make the money for the rent
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If we ran the schools like Amazon, a Chinese counterfeit of your child would come home from school
Jeff Bezos: "If we ran Amazon the way New York City runs their school system, the packages would take 6 weeks to arrive, we would charge you a $100 delivery fee and when the package did finally arrive, it would have the wrong item in it anyway."
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Explaining to your GF that getting paid alot of money means you have to work weekends sometimes
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everyone say hi to my new best friend! whipple!
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A photographer captured a weasel riding on the back of a green woodpecker
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suicide by cop with this
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ME: fuck, this spreadsheet is going to be unreadable ENENTARZI (Sumerian accountant whose soul is imprisoned in my Excel program): O great scribe, by the blessing of Nadu, perhaps a pivot table? ME: hey thanks man ENENTARZI: Truly this afterlife is a wondrous and blessed one
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luckily the productivity gains are clear and unquestionable, right? RIGHT????
"AI can cost more than human workers now," per Axios
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anyone own the evenreality g2? is it good? i want to be in the accelerando future and im not afraid to look stupid…
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TACO - Trump Always Craters Oil
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