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May 25
I'M GONNA WIN
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First off how dare you, second off no one has the counter space for this
Julius Caesar knife block.
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Idk what the number would be but I thought I’d be kinda higher tbh
If we liquidated Elon Musk as a financial entity we could each pocket $3,000. Just putting that out there. 3K. Not bad.
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Here you go bro, we dismantled huge companies in multiple domains, you get half of your Roth IRA contributions
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Jun 14
“Or so I’ve heard”
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Jun 14
The rainbow over the memorial with lightning in the background during the sunset is actually insane
Fight night energy is taking over DC. UFC Freedom 250 is almost here. 🇺🇸
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Jun 13
PLEASE DWLIVER STEAK AND FRIES AND TEXAS ROADHOUSE ROLLS TO MY APARTMENT RN
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Jun 13
The millennials overdid it but bacon really is great. Especially after it’s been in the fridge for a day
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Jun 13
It’s insane to me that reaction images are much more popular than GIF’s with zoomers but noones adding a built in image search to their apps
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Jun 13
People underestimate taking a fall tbh. Like you’re not gonna hurt yourself unless your an idiot but you aren’t gonna be able to jump down 6 feet and immediately spring
Streaker at the USA Soccer game didn’t make it a single step All-time performance
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Jun 13
It feels so good when America wins at a sport I barely understand
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Jun 13
Had to have offsides explained to him award
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Jun 12
I like putting cinnamon and honey in my coffee
If you're a man and you put milk or sugar in your coffee? You're doing it completely wrong. Drinking coffee is like drinking whiskey. It should be a punishing and horrific experience. For a man icecubes are the only acceptable addition to coffee.
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Jun 12
“Now put Drag Path over the video of the fox cubs playing the cemetery, and post”
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Jun 12
So true. I did break prod. But im only 22. I’m just a lil guy
To everyone so eager to cancel someone for a tattoo they got at age 22, a drunk text, a selfie they took in the middle of a mental health crisis: Show us your laptop. Show us your iCloud. Open your entire digital life to your worst enemy. No context. No filter. No explanation. You won’t. You won’t because you know what I know. Any one of us, frozen at our worst moment, photographed in our lowest hour, looks like a monster. Looks like a stranger. Looks like someone who deserves to be cast out. That is not who we are. My mom and baby sister were killed in a car accident when I was just a kid. Cancer took my brother Beau, my best friend and my rock. I battled alcoholism. I battled addiction. I chose the coward’s way out more times than I can count. For years I believed the defining chapters of my life were written by tragedy, loss, and shame. I no longer believe that. Pain can shape us. Loss can humble us. Failures can leave scars that never fully fade. But none of them have the authority to define us. And it sure as hell ain’t the critic that counts. That authority belongs to us alone-the person in the arena. Every setback presents a choice. Play the victim, or cut the bullshit and take ownership for who we become next. Life does not determine our character. It reveals it. Again and again we are asked the same question. When shit happens, what next? We are not defined by what happened to us. We are not defined by the worst photo, the worst text, the worst tattoo, the worst night. We are defined by the person we choose to become. And by the courage to choose that person, every single day. So before you reach for the gavel - show us your laptop. You won’t. The whole world saw mine. And I am still here. Still becoming. Still choosing. Still standing. That is the only definition that matters.
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Jun 12
Taking a pee and I can hear the guy in the apartment next to mine also peeing
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Jun 12
Yeah dude im 100% giving a wolf some food bro Youre getting domesticated lil bro, you ever felt air conditioning?

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Jun 12
Need a girl who’s a little angry
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Jun 12
Adding two people on LinkedIn and immediately got two spam messages
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Jun 12
Hours of Steve Irwin as a young child have allowed me to befriend any animal, even the cotton mouth I nearly stepped on
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Jun 12
The Reds should continually focus on signing players who rage out. I want at least one brawl a series
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