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Jun 5
Island Greeks are based and their culture must be protected at all costs.
Wife and I rent a house from a Greek dude. He shows us around.
He ONLY talks to me.
The only time he acknowledged my wife's existence is when he showed her where the washing machine was.
Legend.
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Gaethje whooped this man so hard he turned him into Platinum Mike Perry
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Jun 14
Imagine you're a medieval Spanish guy bringing civilization to South America and this dude steps out of a mudhut
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Jun 13
First trillionaire is an African.
Wakanda forever.
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Jun 13
I watch a bad movie with my oldest son when he comes over.
Saw 'Kraven the Hunter' last night.
Holy shit, this was absolutely horrendous.
The fact that adults signed off on this is wild.
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Jun 13
Russel Crowe playsvthe father. He's the best part of the movie.
He kills the lion and the main character, Kraven, is suddenly angry at his father for killing the mass murdering animal.
We're supposed to agree with this.
Kraven then has a meltdown and runs off.
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Jun 13
This was just the first 15 minutes. It gets so much worse.
2/10
What a shitshow
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Jun 12
If you're a man and you put milk or sugar in your coffee?
You're doing it completely wrong.
Drinking coffee is like drinking whiskey.
It should be a punishing and horrific experience.
For a man icecubes are the only acceptable addition to coffee.
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Jun 11
my wife saw Badr Hari at our regular coffee place and texted me:
"My first thought was: my husband could take him"
Having a woman who believes in you to a delusional level is a lifehack. And just awesome in general.
(Also - Badr Hari would crush me like a wet crouton)
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Arno About retweeted
If I had Mr. Beast money I wouldn’t use it to give Africans water. I would use it to dress up like a bat and terrorize minorities and the mentally ill.
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Jun 9
Can confirm, Greece is awesome
i feel like greece is low key outperforming every other place for euro summer
sipping iced aperol in a small taverna on an uninhabited island
only greeks could understand..
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Jun 9
Today's ferry ride made me 7% more racist.
I was already at a high level but I just ascended.
Groups of Indians are truly the worst.
Get to my seat. There's all sorts of stuff dumped on my seat. Coats, shoes, walking canes.
Ferry attendee asks who put it there. Indians chitter amongst each other like a pack of feral apes.
One of them finally comes to collect the stuff.
They refuse to stay in their seat. They're rude and loud and annoying.
We can not live amongst these people.
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Jun 9
We need to have a strict % of Indians allowed in any confined space.
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Jun 8
It's over for Greece.
Ordered a pita gyros. Their national dish. Peak Greek cuisine.
Get home. Open it up. Its 80% bread fries.
Microscopic amount of tomato and onion.
So little meat that even an Ethiopean orphan would refuse it.
Döner kebab is clearly superior.
Pray for the Greeks
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Jun 8
In ancient times Achilles was one man but he would decide battles.
This pita gyros had the same opportunity. But he blew it.
Döner kebab easily wins this. I'm sorry.
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Jun 8
One of the mysteries of the universe:
Restaurants that have AI generated pictures of their food.
You cook this every day. Every day.
Why not just make a decent picture?
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Jun 7
I'm doing all this work for the Turkish government and not even getting paid for it. Rough.
Long live the Greeks. Turks are the worst.
(If you have contacts at Turkish government please let them know I'm a free agent)
Turkey uses people from the Netherlands as spies in Greece.
Turks invaded Minor Asia in 1071 AC, killed thousands in not millions of Greeks, invaded Cyprus and still today threaten Greece and Cyprus.
I don't want you in my country.
Never come again.
You are unwelcomed.
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