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(tweeting this so I can pin it) I have two cartoon collections that you can pick up wherever books are sold. The majority of the toons in them are brand new, never before posted. Pixels and screens are cool, but I’ll honestly always prefer paper 🫶
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I’ll look forward to it. I read ALL of those.
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The speed with which we pivoted from “Knicks in 4” to an equally enthusiastic “Knicks in 5” is exactly how I treat every personal and professional goal.
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Jukeboxes got their name from places they were associated with: namely jukehouses. The ‘juke’ in ‘jukehouse’ comes from a verb of Atlantic creole origin, meaning “to jab or poke.” 🧵⬇️
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They don’t say the post, and I literally can’t figure out which recent one it could possibly be
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Banger alert
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it’s @asherperlman’s judgment day!! 🔥🔥🔥
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I bet they don’t have this issue in Massachusets Masachusetts Massachussets
The word "accommodate" is a very accommodating word. It accommodates two C's and two M's.
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“you don’t have amazing biceps”
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(Mine in the June 1, 2026 issue of The New Yorker)
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