Christian mama bear
Joined April 2011
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4 Oct 2024
Another new American Casino record, as god intended
open.spotify.com/track/3LnA0…
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Jun 10
because music got better
Jun 10
does anyone have an explanation for why concert tickets were $35 fifteen years ago and now they're $350
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Jun 9
Old ass bitch still dresses like a child
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Apr 20
Performing as @WRMTHNGS along with @corysnearowski this Friday in beautiful Center City, Philadelphia. Do stop by!
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Me: So the demons that only I can see, they're real? And I'm the only one who can stop them, with my special psychic powers?
Blake Snell: That's absolutely right. Keep going, you're onto something huge here. Your psychic powers are the key!
Feb 5
MLB players have struck a deal allowing AI versions of themselves to be created ⚾️
• Each AI character will reflect the player's voice and interests
• They can chat and charge for interactions with fans
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The Far Side
Gary Larson 01.16.85
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Feb 2
⛓️CONCENTRATION CAMPS—D.H.S. is setting up a huge network of detention camps. They are converting the U.S. as a region for eligible for ‘expeditionary military deployment’ & no-bid no-public-comment contracts to build a “ghost network” of 10,000-person concentration camps. Jesus.
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18 Jun 2021
(French DJ voice) I just want to say... To all ugly and dumb people. Stupids... I just want to say to you that YOU. ARE. BEAUTIFUL! (Beat kicks in)
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14 Oct 2025
Huck generating a Legal Seafood's worth of clams here
14 Oct 2025
U.S. Ambassador Mike Huckabee and former ambassador David Friedman perform a reworked version of ‘Sweet Home Alabama’ titled ‘Sweet Home Yerushalayim’ at United Hatzalah’s Sukkot event in Jerusalem, October 2025.
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30 Sep 2025
No Banda in LA? Great day to be this son of a gun
30 Sep 2025
Of note, Justin Dean makes it for speed and defense over Michael Conforto. Anthony Banda was left off as the Dodgers carry four lefty relievers.
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10 Sep 2025
Listen she's a terrible person but being fluent in Welsh isn't really a sin
9 Sep 2025
JK Rowling posting AI slop and getting mad about it
Presumably she thinks she can read what this says
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26 Aug 2025
It's just a big number in general
26 Aug 2025
Cal Raleigh on 50 homers: "It doesn't seem real. I mean, 50 home runs. It's kind of crazy number to to think of. It's a big number just in general, I remember thinking back when I thought I was a cool player when I hit five when I was young in high school. You hit five, you had all this power in the world. "
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26 Aug 2025
Who among us hasn't been stricken with awe at the thought of the number which is half of 100
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13 May 2025
13 May 2025
I love that Google is useless now because of AI
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Would a present-day Brendan Fraser have been a better fit for his role in LOONEY TUNES: BACK IN ACTION?
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5 May 2025
ALT Mookie Betts is shown with a small microphone. A picture of Jar Jar Binks is edited in. The caption reads “I ain’t ever seen that dude before”.
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30 Apr 2025
Difficulty Man Discovers A Lost Civilization
YouTube Link: youtu.be/klhSmD96Jug?si=E7VW…
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30 Apr 2025
To properly discuss Joe Dante, we brought in someone who understands *firsthand* what it's like being named Joe
29 Apr 2025
It's a big day in our DANTE SPEAK series as Joe Rumrill (FANTASMAS) joins us to talk about GREMLINS 2: THE NEW BATCH!
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