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My son is in bed
My daughters are dead
My wife’s in the shed
My knicks in five
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I put my long distance low commitment flirtuationship on emergency bypass when it was still going on so I’d wake up if she called me in the middle of the night and to this day I can’t hear the default iPhone text tone without thinking of her
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One of the oldest pictures on my phone
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My son is in bed
My daughters are dead
My wife’s in the shed
My knicks in five
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just had someone come to my door to advertise a gym program called jehovahs fitness you can't make this shit up
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Chat g pt , what did I just eat? (Picture of my belly )
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i still think about "would you rather find 1,000 cockroaches living in your attic or one person" almost daily and i still dont have an answer
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Jun 12
Double it and give it to the next person
Jun 12
Lord please take my Autisim and give it to Alex Vaudevillehook
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Jun 12
Didn’t read the caption first and though John Travolta was up to some bullshit
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i can’t stop thinking about the bassist of twisted sister and his fucked up dye job
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Jun 12
The pope loves the 6 7 meme because he has 6 letters in his first name and 7 in his last name
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💔 Ariana Grande and Ethan Slater split after nearly 3 years together. tmz.me/3PSsdfk
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(Guy who is being swarmed by 10,000 Angry Bees) So, You guys notice anyone different about Me?
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They’re getting real bold with their advertising
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Jun 11
強女にセックスされてるんだけど、卵子まで強すぎて私のおちんちんを逆流して精子を食い始めてる。今玉袋の中で着床した。
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