he/him/his; composer, arts administrator, Leafs fan, and F1 fanatic

Joined June 2011
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Weird fantasies abound!
He fucked over 40 million Canadians for 10 years
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Extremely normal stuff!
Given the legacy he's left, the funding for the research would have to come at the expense of the grant for support of the gender reassignment for trans, albino Himalayan yak herders.
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Replying to @august_mk
I’m not angry, it was quite embarrassing to have a hooker for a PM for 11 years though.
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It's unbelievable that we allow people to ride bicycles with no training. We should force them to take a test to obtain a licence like motorists have to:

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At some point we are going to need medical research into the right-wing fixation with this guy.
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At some point we are going to need medical research into the right-wing fixation with this guy.
Justin Trudeau's appearance at U.S. World Cup match sparks anger torontosun.com/sports/soccer…
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If you’re a fan of a sports team A good team A bad team A team that can’t get out of their own way A team that seems like god has cursed them Keep being a fan of that team Keep being a fan of that team Keep being a fan of that team I love you all have a great night
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The only game the New York Knicks lost in the NBA Finals was the game Donald Trump attended
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You’re an immigrant to Canada who is filled with venomous hate and poison towards black and brown migrants and multiculturalism. So maybe you don’t belong in multicultural, pro-migrant Canada. (See how this works?)
Look at her venom; her poisonous hatred. This individual, @Ilhan, does not belong in the United States. She makes a mockery of what it means to be an American.
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You’re a journalist. Please cite your sources.
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The substance is Elon Musk is bad. Even Doug Ford figured this out!
Canadians and Ontarians are tired of divide-and-conquer identity politics, especially from our party. Like, can we move on? No one wants 2010s Liberal politics anymore, including most Liberals. Let’s engage on substance.
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This is classic compensatory behavior from a nation that hasn't won a real war in decades.
America’s @SECWAR CRUSHED 44 reps on the bench after a morning run with the troops yesterday in GTMO.
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Weird, I was told he would usher in Sharia law.
🚨 Zohran Mamdani has created NYC's first-ever Office of LGBTQIA Affairs.
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I’m sorry, I really don’t need my domicile to look like I’m hiding child brides from the ATF
This should be the average American home
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Genuinely fascinating to witness the American tendency to talk about Canada as if we were a long-lost civilization whose culture can only be inferred from a handful of pottery shards and a single well-preserved bag of ketchup chips.
Canada seems like it tried to imitate American wokeness (as it imitates American everything), but wokeness didn't really fit Canadian society as well (because it has no large permanent-underclass minority), so it mutated into something very toxic and bizarre.
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Canada seems like it tried to imitate American wokeness (as it imitates American everything), but wokeness didn't really fit Canadian society as well (because it has no large permanent-underclass minority), so it mutated into something very toxic and bizarre.
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BREAKING: FIFA peace prize recipient is bombing Iran a day before the start of the FIFA World Cup.
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He must be such an easy client to deal with!
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Was the bridge wearing AirPods?
COLLISION: King St W and Atlantic Ave 8:20am - reports that a truck struck a bridge - police on scene - no injuries reported - TTC street car service has been impacted - consider alternate routes #GO1145239 ^jl
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