Data & Systems Engineer // Soulless Ginger, Cat Mom // @calzotron’s singular lover boy

Joined July 2015
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Thank god this is just the dogshit UK account or else I’d be switching to even worse pizza over there.
God of War game with no Kratos = Pepperoni Passion with no pepperoni
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Actually insane. Bought tickets for December.
OBJ is back 🔥
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Beautiful day for baseball.
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My 0 Runner Eliminations aren’t gonna look so bad when they’re next to two more fat donuts just like this. 🍩 🍩 🍩
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Bungie community defending themselves as “not the worst gaming community” and then proceeding to absolutely blow the fucking doors off minutes later on Twitter. Most exhausting community hands down at the very least.
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Another gorgeous day in the PNW. Everyone else pretend it’s gloomy and rainy and stay away.
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I didn’t expect everyone to like this so much, so I redid all the decals myself and made some optimizations and adjustments so I could share this paint scheme. Code: 684 445 413 #ForzaHorizon6 #Marathon
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Boggled at the Misriah discussions after every thing continues to get called for a nerf, further eroding the inherent balance of the game that existed but players were too deep in knee jerk reactions to let us get through the first season without letting things marinate.
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AVCABLES AVCABLES AVCABLES AVCABLES
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In case anyone is drawing new narratives from the tweet, don’t expect anything crazy (as you shouldn’t anyway). The compensation should come from @NAPainter_ et al.’s vault directly. That would just be funnier.
Over the weekend, a player posted a video of them taking advantage of a map issue and going out of bounds to gain access into the Compiler room to ambush a team after they finished completing the encounter. First off, we will have this issue fixed before Cryo Archive becomes available again. In the past, we have not taken action against players going out of bounds, but due to this case heavily affecting other players negatively, we'll be reviewing our policies and sharing more details soon. While we don't want to punish players for bugs that they run into by accident, we will communicate more clearly the line that players should not cross when it comes to using these sorts of bugs that could be griefing others. We will be reaching out to the affected players to grant them compensation for having their successful run interrupted by this issue.
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Oh my god we’re so fucking back
First Sunday night game of the season, Sept. 13, will be the Cowboys at the Giants.
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The nicest weather in the USA today will be between Seattle, WA and Portland, OR.
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If Bungie accidentally <insert bug> for a player and that player used it do they deserve to be banned? Or just the optics of how shitty a person they are? Insert any bug and draw your line, no wrong answers! Unlimited Ammo Loot Clipping Map Traversal Invincibility Invisibility
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Shoutout to my editor he’s the best if anyone needs one @Calzotron also the most humble
LIVE NOW (not on trials ) twitch @avcables
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Go follow me at twitch @calzotron
LIVE NOW (not on trials ) twitch @avcables
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I didn’t even realize this was my triple last night lolol
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Megaman Legends is so raw.
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Jurisdiction is a matter of interpretation.
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The nicest weather in the USA today will occur around Seattle, WA.
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Me and @alansaysstop gonna go frolicking in the tulips. @Calzotron bring the tacos.
The nicest weather in the USA today will be between Seattle, WA and Portland, OR.
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