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Hey, it worked.
It was fun watching X freak out, reloading itself about a dozen times before returning to the normal feed.
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May 22
I don't know who's trying to end the run of Have I Got News For You, but they're obviously the one who chose to book Judi Love.
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BREAKING: Danielle Smith has appointed a new education minister.
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Who the fuck is doing the booking at @haveigotnews lately? Is it some apprentice of the bastard that ruined QI?
You ruin a Victoria Coren Mitchell ep with Roisin Conaty, and then you ruin an Alexander Armstrong ep with Judi Fucking Love, slayer of brain cells.
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Apr 26
Approach life with a cheery disposition.
Like a tyrannosaurus rex with pompoms and full cheerleading outfit, roaring three times to excite a crowd of ceratopsians that have wandered onto his lawn.
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Apr 23
Awww, I got blocked by Maple MAGA @PapillonLvr for pointing out that citing Brian Lilley is like listening to a prostitute telling you how to retain virginity.
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Apr 21
I've tried leaving my body to science but they keep sending it back.
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Apr 16
The butter knives are out in the Conservative Party of Canada.
Which is ironic, considering the rest of Poilievre's caucus are margarinel options at best.
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Oh no, little idiot, you don't get to back out of being wrong on this.
You claimed they screwed up who could vote where, they did not. The address on some return labels had the wrong postal code.
x.com/Southpontiac/status/20…
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Ambivalent Sloth retweeted
Apr 1
A hilarious April fools video made by the police
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"It's worked in the past, no reason why it couldn't work now."
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Mar 29
There's nothing like clutching a Bible in parliament to tell voters you'll put your religion ahead of your country.
Way to go, @CPC_HQ.
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John Deering, The Arkansas Democrat-Gazette
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Mar 20
Imagine thinking that the endorsement of Joe Rogan, the podcaster who fell hook, line, and sinker for Trump, is a positive development for Pierre Poilievre.
The mind giggles.
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