landman. mineral buyer. I don’t work smart or hard
Joined March 2022
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10 Oct 2025
My wife will be thrilled I’m home for the holidays this year until she finds out why
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Anyone else getting destroyed by spam calls today? I’m up to like 10 calls in the last 2 hours
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What’s the deal with hats costing $60-$80 now!? Dude it’s a hat, calm your tits
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A generational wealth opportunity has presented itself. I’ve learned from the best in Oklahoma. Thank you @parkertankus
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Why does Justin Thomas get so much tv coverage when he is clearly past his peak? He prob wouldn’t even make it at the Midland Calcutta
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How I’m handing out likes to all the $90 oil posts and memes!
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Club fitters watching you buy custom clubs after they said it would fix your game
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Banks watching you pay interest on the money they lent you after they print it out of thin air
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Wanna know what really chaps my ass? That AAPL and NAPE do indeed sell your information. Unsolicited emails about visiting booths I’ve never even heard of seem to hit my inbox every year. Push ethics on your members but do the exact opposite
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average landman retweeted
Feb 9
“Bad Bunny this”
“Bad Bunny that”
My brother in Christ, you are 57 lbs overweight and have $47 on your checking account
Go to the gym and get your money up
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average landman retweeted
Jan 27
When you’re running on 3 coffees, no breakfast, and 4 hours of sleep
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Jan 15
Oil will likely never be green again in our lives
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A day in the life of a mineral buyer
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Imagine if AI eliminates DO analysts and 6-8 month transfer orders become a thing of the past
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1 Dec 2025
Serious question. Let’s say you buy minerals from an owner who was overpaid by an operator, does that burden follow you or are you due revenue from the date of purchase?
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30 Oct 2025
So what’s everyone’s plan for the next oil boom? Not that it’s coming soon, but never too early to brainstorm. I’ll go first: buy a Porsche
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