Husband, Father, Amazon Seller, Casually Sarcastic
Joined September 2010
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Fertility doctor that figured out why my wife was having miscarriages
We now have 3 kids
What’s one purchase that was worth every dollar?
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Extremely spoiled
We are just too spoiled in America these days. Don't even know how good we have it!
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I still think about this note my dad got in a book he ordered a few years back
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I never think any of less of people who may make less than I do
Clearly you didn’t read the “if your single with no kids” part
“History buff” but can’t understand the point of the post
Listen as much as you think people who make less than you aint shit, they think the same about you.
Imagine being so fucking dumb you get online making any out who works 40 hours a week as a complainer...Your a fucking Amazon seller...Not a fuckin ditch digger stfu 70 hours.
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If you’re an adult with no kids working 40 hours or less and complain about being broke I have no sympathy
When I was broke, I was working between 60-70 hrs/week between 2 jobs and reselling on the weekends
Did that for a couple of years just to figure shit out
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The worst generation for “woe is me” is my generation. The millennials
Was I tired? Absolutely
Did it suck? Absolutely
Am I glad I did it? Sure am
While others played the life is unfair game, I said “it might be unfair but there’s plenty of opportunities to get ahead”
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Eventually I dig myself out of the broke grind
I’ll be the first to say I don’t know if I have life figured out
But I’ve got a beautiful family, make decent money, and that’s infinitely better than being a baby back bitch
Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk
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I don’t hate Elon so….
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Your statement would include you.
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The only people who hate Elon Musk are the ones who have less money than him
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Joe Hart retweeted
When you've been married for years making out is an elite experience.
Makes you feel like newlyweds.
But if your wife pulls some stuff like this say ok.
Invite her shopping.
Get to the cash register and let them ring it up.
Then say nevermind and start walking to the car.
Jun 12
there's a sex therapist who has a ritual of making out with her husband every night before bed, and so many of the comments on her posts are some version of "but what if he gets turned on and I don't want to have sex" and i need men to understand and prioritize non sexual touch.
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Shut up dumbass
Jun 12
Elon Musk just became the world's first trillionaire.
The typical American household would have to work more than 11 MILLION years to make Elon Musk's level of wealth.
We need a wealth tax.
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Just Buy Bitcoin
Jun 11
If you could send a 3-word message to yourself in 2010 from today, what would it be?
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My wife is real
My wife didn’t yell at any provider, she told me what happened when she called and I responded to her after she told me with “why the f—k am I paying for health insurance”
Thank you for commenting on this matter, also known as a ponzi
Jun 11
Sorry but I hope this is fictitious wife. Otherwise your actual wife should spend a little time understanding the US insurance system and how it works. Screaming I don’t understand at random providers is not a good use of that time.
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Me: pays $10,000 /yr in health insurance for my wife and kids
Wife: calls a pediatric office to see if they accept our insurance
Receptionist: We accept that company but not your plan
Me: Then why the f**k am I paying for health insurance
One of the biggest ponzi schemes ever ever created
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Jun 9
I hope I’m wrong but I believe this doesn’t end well….
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Jun 9
Actually F—k that, I hope I’m not wrong
Bad for business and people are going to get their accounts nuked
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Jun 9
I'm gonna livestream myself drinking one of these and have a smoke right after
Jun 8
Crumbl needs to be stopped.
Their new "dirty soda" contains 186 grams of sugar, the equivalent of eating 19 Krispy Kreme donuts. This is a metabolic disaster and should be illegal.
Please do not drink this.
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